Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[kaom]

I saw one advert once selling the planet Mars for $5

 

[kuntrygirl]

WANTED FREE CHICKENS
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Date: 2011-09-19, 6:33PM CDT
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WE WILL TAKE FREE CHICKENS, DUCKS ,RABBITS,PIGS,& PEACOKS
CALL xxx-xxx-xxx


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I bet you will.

 

[BarefootMom]

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I bet you will.

actually around here many people have been giving away chickens because the ads are flooded with chickens for sale. Recently Springfield, Mo passed a city ordinance where people could have chickens in their backyards. EVERYONE wanted chickens. Now it seems EVERYONE doesn't want chickens because they can't afford to feed them/ don't have time for them/ didn't realize that they couldn't just stick them in the backyard and not do anything with them. etc.

 

[bustermommy]

I've seen them with "no roosters" and "purebred only" (breed wanted specified) and "no older hens" too. Don't know how successful they are.

 

[thekid]

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I breed them for my bearded dragon. They are nothing at all like the common german roach people get in their homes. They are a tropical species that needs to be kept warm (like above 85F) to survive and breed.

The thing that got me was that this was in the Farm and Garnden and when I typed in chickens

 

[tinalibnania]

Need Help With A Duck

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Date: 2011-04-08, 8:17PM EDT

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I am looking for someone who can relocate a duck - thats the short story

I have a pool and every year a mallard and a hen show up and occupy my pool until I open it. This may sound dumb..... but I am serious. I have always had an assortment of methods to chase them away - and easily, bottle rockets etc.. radio, teenagers. Eventually they end up somewhere else - just not my pool. This year the hen showed up without the mallard. She won't leave and I'm pretty sure its the same one that has been here every year.

She won't leave, and I'm too nice to just go and be mean.

Well, I feel completely stupid, if someone knows how to extract a duck, well, I'm all ears.

Oh and YES I do get laughed at, at the office.....

Is there an online dating service for ducks?

Hey I've heard them all.

Lemme know....

Thanks for looking.. and stop laughing - I am serious

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Thank you Craigslist people who have sent me a link to

plentyofduck

I probably misrepresented the hen as well... in heat or something..... (SORRY HEN)

Well, of course it took about 2 minutes to find a greenhead and they are a happy couple.. See Pic #2

Now.. I'm changing gears...

I'm having a fundraiser so that they can get a room... and do what they are doing now..... not in my pool...........

If you STILL want to relocate the ducks, they need a honeymoon suite..... somewhere else...

Glad someone (something) is making the best of this warm evening

THIS IS NOT A JOKE !!!!!!!!!


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WOW ...... this went way out of hand...

NO I WILL NOT MAKE A PORN DUCK SITE!!!!!!!!!!! You Craigslist >>>&^&&^%&% ... people scare me.... read a book or something







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[conny63malies]

http://lynchburg.craigslist.org/grd/2666686990.html
anyone need a Americanda????

 

[Lothiriel]

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I do! And I need a Buff Orbington. Really bad.

 

[annageckos]

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Maybe they are looking for a roach farm?

 

[marlowmanor]

Potbelly Pigs - $50 (Asheboro)

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Date: 2011-10-24, 5:50PM EDT
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Do you want a pet that REMINDS you of your HUSBAND or BOYFRIEND? Try a pot belly pig!!! They snort, lay around and scratch theirselves but at least they will eat your cooking and not complain, and BEST of all you CAN put them OUTSIDE when they get on your last nerves. $50.00