Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[huntinwidow]

 

[AZBootsie]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/grd/2761538743.html


game hens - $70100 (mesa)

Date: 2012-01-10, 7:10PM MST
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

i have kelsos and hatch please call (480)593-9459 or (480)228-1164 or text (480)406-3106

• Location: mesa
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2761538743


This was found and posted on the AZ thread today.

 

[newchickgal]

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/grd/2761538743.html


game hens - $70100 (mesa)

Date: 2012-01-10, 7:10PM MST
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

i have kelsos and hatch please call (480)593-9459 or (480)228-1164 or text (480)406-3106

• Location: mesa
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2761538743


This was found and posted on the AZ thread today.

Wow! I guess I'll pass this up, just a tad bit out of my budget!

 

[hemet dennis]

Heres one:
Dead Moose

Date: 2008-05-08, 10:33AM AKDT

I have a dead moose free for the taking.

It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!

So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do.

You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard.

Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights...

Wonder if he would ship ?

 

[zzGypsy]

Wonder if he would ship ?

if he does, I'd split it with you...

 

[armdchicken]

Wretched ill-natured panicky Guineas

Date: 2008-11-25, 5:29AM EST

I have more Guinea cock birds than hens, am kicking out the single dudes. One lavender and two "royal purple" birds available. Hatched mid-July. $10 each or $25 for all three. Or will trade for laying hens or possibly some other good-natured poultry, turkeys maybe, no peafowl. Have been free-ranging, now penned in Guinea Alcatraz in my barn.

These birds have been hateful towards my laying pullets, and I do not recommend them if they will share a coop with chickens or other small poultry of other species. Maybe gamecocks. That would be karmic. They aren't aggressive towards people, cats, or dogs -- but then, the people, cats, and dogs around here don't take crap from birds. They are not tame, and are still convinced after four months that I'm going to eat them in the morning. This is becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy.

These birds do great tick and insect control, and don't tear up the garden the way chickens do. Not as filthy as most poultry. They are very noisy. If your neighbor has a barking dog or annoying offspring, these would be fine revenge. If you just find it amusing to see brainless alien freaks that look like old-style football helmets running around on tiny orange legs, they will fit the bill.

Buy my surplus ill-natured Guineas. They are too scrawny for Thanksgiving. The do not have laser beams strapped to their heads.

 

[Nitrous]

Wow! I guess I'll pass this up, just a tad bit out of my budget!

And those game hens look like game roosters. Maybe that's why they are so expensive!

 

[Nitrous]

Wretched ill-natured panicky Guineas

Date: 2008-11-25, 5:29AM EST

I have more Guinea cock birds than hens, am kicking out the single dudes. One lavender and two "royal purple" birds available. Hatched mid-July. $10 each or $25 for all three. Or will trade for laying hens or possibly some other good-natured poultry, turkeys maybe, no peafowl. Have been free-ranging, now penned in Guinea Alcatraz in my barn.

These birds have been hateful towards my laying pullets, and I do not recommend them if they will share a coop with chickens or other small poultry of other species. Maybe gamecocks. That would be karmic. They aren't aggressive towards people, cats, or dogs -- but then, the people, cats, and dogs around here don't take crap from birds. They are not tame, and are still convinced after four months that I'm going to eat them in the morning. This is becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy.

These birds do great tick and insect control, and don't tear up the garden the way chickens do. Not as filthy as most poultry. They are very noisy. If your neighbor has a barking dog or annoying offspring, these would be fine revenge. If you just find it amusing to see brainless alien freaks that look like old-style football helmets running around on tiny orange legs, they will fit the bill.

Buy my surplus ill-natured Guineas. They are too scrawny for Thanksgiving. The do not have laser beams strapped to their heads.

I laughed all the way through!!! Best of Craigslist!!!

 

[Gargoyle]

Not an amusing craigslisting, just an annoying one. Someone posted a piece of machinery that interests me, I e-mailed for details on Monday morning and again on Thursday afternoon; it's now Friday night. No response.

How does the guy expect to sell it if he never replies to serious inquiries?

Is that typical of craigslisters, or are only some of them craigslistless?

 

[Nitrous]

or are only some of them craigslistless?

Stop that.

Puns are not funny. They cause warts. People who pun should be pun-ished.