Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[animallover505]

but large? it varies.

 

[Nelson-90]

every chicken is different the each lay an unique egg

 

[mickey328]

I just found an add for a "FREE SALE" ??? Hmmm...is it free, or is it for sale? Make up yer mind!

 

[greenmimama]

Seriously, people you find on CL can be very amusing.

 

[Gargoyle]

I got a mess of female hens,I even have some male roosters.

I would think female hens wouldn't make a mess, they should clean up after themselves. However, I'm not surprised that the male roosters leave a mess.

 

[EmtheFishLady]

http://northmiss.craigslist.org/pet/3231010449.html

 

[galanie]

http://northmiss.craigslist.org/pet/3231010449.html

Snorp needs a new home
Date: 2012-08-26, 3:36PM EDT
Reply to: craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

It's hard to admit, but I need to find a new home for my trusted companion, partner-in-crime, and quasi best friend... my dog, Snorp

Snorp is the fetid, highly disreputable product of innumerable generations of worms, inbreeding and profound mental instability. He is a chronic liar, and has been known drink and drive. He tips the scale at about 120 pounds, but probably only weighs about 40 pounds after he sheds.

After he and I had several long and emotional conversations, I had him neutered a few years ago. Something didn't work , because he's sired at least more 4 litters since then. His vet said he undoubtedly is packin' some extra set of junk, but I can't afford the extra surgery. There has always been an underlying romantic streak in him, which, apparently, the ladies find irresistible.

He's really good with kids and farm animals, but has a nasty little habit of shredding cats. I'm serious; it gets very, very nasty. My brother and I used to keep count of his 'cat-wacks' but gave up after 31. Cat abuse is one of his most abysmal character flaws, and he is, to be quite honest, totally unrepentant, and completely lacking in remorse.
Snorp is an excellent guard dog. He lays, unconscious, (often quite drunk) in a puddle of gelatinous drool, just outside the front door and scares the pee-water out of anyone walking up the drive.

He'd love to be an inside dog, but you'll want to keep him outside as much as possible. He'll hose down the couch, the plants, guests and anything else he can heist a leg on inside the house. If you mess at all with his diet he'll reward you with some WMD grade gas. You need to be really careful.

Yeah, he has an ongoing problem with worms, but, hey, who doesn't?

In an attempt to address a delicate subject which seems to drive a goodly portion of this guy's personality. . . I'll simply say one highly descriptive word--'humper.' You do the math.

I hate to get rid of him, but he needs a home of his own which is more sensitive to his unique needs and issues.

If 'Snorp"' sounds like a good fit for you, squirt me an email and we'll arrange the move.

I could use a little re-homing cash, I'll even take empty beer cans or pop bottles, but we'll talk about that after you've met your new pooch.

 

[babymakes6]

At least he's honest!

 

[kuntrygirl]

Louisiana liscence plate ash tray. - $10 (Carencro)

Date: 2012-08-24, 5:12PM CDT
Reply to this post

A neat looking ash tray for anyone who loves Lousisiana!

 

[Red Barn Farms]

Craigslist Ad #221: 5 pre-owned Costco Brand diapers




I normally just throw these out, but I have a bag available of 5 pre-owned Costco Brand size 4 diapers. First come first served.
Location: Seattle
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3033882637



Craigslist Ad #205: Dumpster for sale



Dumpster is 5′wide 4′tall 6′long at bottom and 8′long at top. The Dumpster WILL NOT FIT in the back of a Pickup Truck. You will need a Trailer or something of that size with a winch. The Dumpster is about half full of shingles and some trash, It is also free and goes with the Dumpster.
Note from the user who submitted this ad: Wow… I can have the trash for free too?
http://columbus.craigslist.org/zip/2833337578.html
Date Posted: 2012-02-03






Craigslist Ad #200: Mattress for Sale



Nice bed. Moderate staining. I have to tell you that my grantma died in this bed last week. We are going through her apartment I will post more stuff thank you, jimmy.
Location: Visalia
URL: http://visalia.craigslist.org/fuo/2785747968.html
Date: January 5, 2012






Craigslist Ad #181: One husband to the highest bidder (Logan Utah )




I am selling my 22 year old husband. He Enjoys eating and playing video games all day. Easy to maintain, just feed and water every 3-5 hours. You must have Internet and space for gaming. Got tired of waiting so free to good home. If acceptable replacement is offered will trade.

• Location: Logan Utah
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

URL: http://logan.craigslist.org/zip/2695881931.htm






Craigslist Ad #239: Exotic Tomato






50 Shades of Red” exotic real Big Boy tomato still on the vine currently measuring 6 cm diameter with a 2 cm appendage…still growing! Great conversation piece – or gag gift! Plant not included – just tomato.
Will sell to highest offer by Saturday, July 14.
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/for/3133645108.html
Date: 2012-07-11, 8:03PM EDT
*All images in this ad are original and were included in the original Craigslist post.