Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[kuntrygirl]

Did they post the wrong pic?

That's inflation for ya!

Oh stop!!! I got joked when I read your response from laughing so hard. I so needed that laugh. Thank you!

 

[kuntrygirl]

How could anyone raise 107 chickens in here at one time? And it's ONLY $100.00?

Date: 2012-10-30, 2:13PM CDT
Reply to: see below

I have a very big brouder box witch has raised 107 chickens in at one time. it has places to hang lights witch can be pluged in to the demer switch. Selling for only $100.00. call or email

 

[oldrooster]

Everything's good if you cook it right.

Assume possom right from the road kill cafe you kill it we grill it our chef wheels Piere.

 

[Gargoyle]

I'm so glad they clarified that she is not wearing heels. Otherwise I would have underestimated the grandeur of the structure.
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[Criskin]

Maybe it is a special name for parentless Buff Orpingtons hatched on Valentines Day?

Buff Orphantine roosters 4 sale - $10 (Heber Springs)

Date: 2012-10-31, 2:39PM CDT
Reply to this post [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]


Buff roosters. Good lookin birds. I have 4.

• Location: Heber Springs
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[MamaRoo]

Rare, dishonest birds for sale:



14 Rare Pullets / Hens - Young & Lying Eggs - Buy them all for $300 - $15 (Issaquah)

Date: 2012-10-31, 12:33PM PDT


I have 15 chickens that I raised from eggs. Four of them are lying eggs now. Eight would start lying eggs in the next week of two. Five will start in two months.

These are my free range Organic birds. I will be moving in December and am looking for a good loving home for my birds. If you have a chicken coop and looking for a healthy flock contact me. I selected rare breeds that lay different color eggs for variety.

Rhode Islands (Female/ Pullet) (5) $30 Each
Golden Sex Links (Female/ Pullet) (2) $30 Each
Black Sex Links (Female/ Pullet) (2) $30 Each
Golden Sebright Rooster (male/ Cockerels) (1)$15 Each
Heritage French Breed (Female/ Pullet)(2) $30 Each
Cocahin (Female/ Pullet) (1) $35 Each
Wyandotte (Female/ Pullet) (2) $25 Each
Black Jersey Giant (Female / Pullet) (1) $35 Each

Buy Individually or the whole flock (minus heritage french chicken) for $300.



I also have six ducks for sale.

 

[oldrooster]

Rare, dishonest birds for sale:



14 Rare Pullets / Hens - Young & Lying Eggs - Buy them all for $300 - $15 (Issaquah)

Date: 2012-10-31, 12:33PM PDT


I have 15 chickens that I raised from eggs. Four of them are lying eggs now. Eight would start lying eggs in the next week of two. Five will start in two months.

These are my free range Organic birds. I will be moving in December and am looking for a good loving home for my birds. If you have a chicken coop and looking for a healthy flock contact me. I selected rare breeds that lay different color eggs for variety.

Rhode Islands (Female/ Pullet) (5) $30 Each
Golden Sex Links (Female/ Pullet) (2) $30 Each
Black Sex Links (Female/ Pullet) (2) $30 Each
Golden Sebright Rooster (male/ Cockerels) (1)$15 Each
Heritage French Breed (Female/ Pullet)(2) $30 Each
Cocahin (Female/ Pullet) (1) $35 Each
Wyandotte (Female/ Pullet) (2) $25 Each
Black Jersey Giant (Female / Pullet) (1) $35 Each

Buy Individually or the whole flock (minus heritage french chicken) for $300.



I also have six ducks for sale.

Don't let the hatcheries know their standard lines are rare the prices are high enough.....

 

[Scottyhorse]

The things people do on craigslist...... I called the other day about some goats. I


Me: "Hi, I am calling about the goats you have for sale"
Seller: "My what?"
Me: "Goats."
Seller: "Oh, right. The goats."
Me: "Do you have any does for sale?"
Seller: "That's a girl, right? Then Yeah, I have three."

These people should not be allowed to have animals!!!

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

Rare, dishonest birds for sale:



14 Rare Pullets / Hens - Young & Lying Eggs - Buy them all for $300 - $15 (Issaquah)

Date: 2012-10-31, 12:33PM PDT


I have 15 chickens that I raised from eggs. Four of them are lying eggs now. Eight would start lying eggs in the next week of two. Five will start in two months.

These are my free range Organic birds. I will be moving in December and am looking for a good loving home for my birds. If you have a chicken coop and looking for a healthy flock contact me. I selected rare breeds that lay different color eggs for variety.

Rhode Islands (Female/ Pullet) (5) $30 Each
Golden Sex Links (Female/ Pullet) (2) $30 Each
Black Sex Links (Female/ Pullet) (2) $30 Each
Golden Sebright Rooster (male/ Cockerels) (1)$15 Each
Heritage French Breed (Female/ Pullet)(2) $30 Each
Cocahin (Female/ Pullet) (1) $35 Each
Wyandotte (Female/ Pullet) (2) $25 Each
Black Jersey Giant (Female / Pullet) (1) $35 Each

Buy Individually or the whole flock (minus heritage french chicken) for $300.



I also have six ducks for sale.

Who knew - I have two rare breeds!

Some one... That poor person need major help. My sister may became a psychologist... Maybe I'll recommend she start with whoever posted this ad!

 

[caj1985]

Pregnant Female Great Pyrenees (se okie)

Date: 2012-11-01, 7:14PM CDT
Reply to this post


2 years old. She will give birth at the end of December, 1000 Bucks. 2 year old, Monster Male, 1000 Bucks. Both speak English, eat coyotes, and love kids.

& 12 week old Female 100 bucks.

No Buy - No Email


I guess if they can speak English, they are worth $1000 each.