Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Orchidsilkie]

Laying Hens for sale. $3.00 each. Also have bantams chickens for $2.00 each.


I'd be afraid of what kind of laying hen you could get for $3....... It'd probably turn out to be an old roo, or a hen on her last leg.

Aww that's kinda sad...

 

[pips&peeps]

Hmmmm....

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/grd/3913955151.html

I always flag the mmj ads.

Prohibited Items:

• Alcohol or tobacco products. Controlled substances or illegal drugs, substances and items used to manufacture controlled substances and drug paraphernalia.
• Prescription drugs and medical devices, including prescription or contact lenses, defibrillators, hypodermic needles or hearing aids. Nonprescription drugs that make false or misleading treatment claims or treatment claims that require FDA approval.

 

[Chickenfan4life]

FREE STUFF
COME AND GET IT


WHOEVER GETS THE ARMOIRE AND THE TWO COUCHES GETS A MAC LAPTOP THAT IS HIDDEN IN BOTH.

AFTER THE HAVING THE ARMOIRE FOR A COUPLE YEARS AND TAKING MANY TRIPS TO NARNIA, IT IS TIME WE PASSED IT ON TO SOMEONE ELSE... ASLAN HAS BAN US FROM NARNIA..
THE COUCHES ARE MADE FROM AUTHENTIC FROM FLYING CARPET MATERIAL. WE ARE NOT HELD LIABLE FOR FLIGHT RISK.
THE OTHER RUG IS ALADDIN'S ACTUAL FLYING CARPET. MAY OR MAY NOT NEED MECHANICAL WORK TO FLY...
THE ENCHANTED DESK WILL SOLVE ALL WRITER BLOCKS.
THE TABLE IS FROM THE ORIGINAL KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE... LITTLE KNOWN FACT, IT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED THE RECTANGLE TABLE, AND THIS IS THE ORIGINAL RECTANGLE TABLE THEY USED.

ALSO, A BOX OF MAGICAL HOUSEHOLD ITEMS FROM BELLE'S MAGICAL KITCHEN BEFORE THE DISENCHANTMENT WORE OFF. WITH THE RIGHT MAGICAL COCKTAIL, THESE APPLIANCES WILL TALK TO YOU. NO GUARANTEES.

1 2 3 SESAME STREET
DON'T KNOCK ON DOOR
JUST TAKE THE STUFF BEFORE THE ORCS GET IT

• Location:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

LOL!

 

[Chickenfan4life]

Hmmmm....

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/grd/3913955151.html

 

[Orchidsilkie]

FREE STUFF
COME AND GET IT


WHOEVER GETS THE ARMOIRE AND THE TWO COUCHES GETS A MAC LAPTOP THAT IS HIDDEN IN BOTH.

AFTER THE HAVING THE ARMOIRE FOR A COUPLE YEARS AND TAKING MANY TRIPS TO NARNIA, IT IS TIME WE PASSED IT ON TO SOMEONE ELSE... ASLAN HAS BAN US FROM NARNIA..
THE COUCHES ARE MADE FROM AUTHENTIC FROM FLYING CARPET MATERIAL. WE ARE NOT HELD LIABLE FOR FLIGHT RISK.
THE OTHER RUG IS ALADDIN'S ACTUAL FLYING CARPET. MAY OR MAY NOT NEED MECHANICAL WORK TO FLY...
THE ENCHANTED DESK WILL SOLVE ALL WRITER BLOCKS.
THE TABLE IS FROM THE ORIGINAL KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE... LITTLE KNOWN FACT, IT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED THE RECTANGLE TABLE, AND THIS IS THE ORIGINAL RECTANGLE TABLE THEY USED.

ALSO, A BOX OF MAGICAL HOUSEHOLD ITEMS FROM BELLE'S MAGICAL KITCHEN BEFORE THE DISENCHANTMENT WORE OFF. WITH THE RIGHT MAGICAL COCKTAIL, THESE APPLIANCES WILL TALK TO YOU. NO GUARANTEES.

1 2 3 SESAME STREET
DON'T KNOCK ON DOOR
JUST TAKE THE STUFF BEFORE THE ORCS GET IT

• Location:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

LOL!

I just posted this! Isn't it funny and weird?

 

[Chickenfan4life]

Quote:

LOL!

I just posted this! Isn't it funny and weird?
I know you posted it. I just copied it into a post so that people can still see it after the actual listing is gone.

And, yes, I was ROFL after I read it!

Good find!

 

[ke5hde]

How about this one

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/app/3920566680.html.

 

[Chickenfan4life]

How about this one

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/app/3920566680.html.

OMG, SOOO WEIRD!

 

[SilkiesForEver]

They keep posting over, and over and over!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/grd/3920602889.html

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/grd/3920602135.html

 

[thedollysmama]

They keep posting over, and over and over!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/grd/3920602889.html

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/grd/3920602135.html

It's funny How the advert states it is an eight for a donation at the top and the bottom of the ad states they are only selling an eight. An attempt at *** covering gone astray.