Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[kuntrygirl]

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WOW !!!

 

[SpringChickens]

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Even better - SHOW QUALITY silver laced Hawaiian Dotties!!!

I wonder how those chickens are judged? Maybe by how well they do the hula?

 

[MyKidLuvsGreenEgz]

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Even better - SHOW QUALITY silver laced Hawaiian Dotties!!!

I wonder how those chickens are judged? Maybe by how well they do the hula?

 

[aubreynoramarie]

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WOW !!!

I know, it hurts, it hurts!!!

 

[classicsredone]

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I'm local and kind of tempted to call and see how crazy they really are.

 

[HHandbasket]

Hehehe... call 'em and post what they say.

I do have to say, he is a nice-looking roo.

 

[HHandbasket]

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She made it clear that she depends on him to support her and her children... does she think his children from his previous marriage deserve less?

If I thought that way of my husband's children, I certainly would not love my husband very much. But maybe that's just me.

 

[MyKidLuvsGreenEgz]

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It's just WEEEIRRDD! What a nut!

I'm so tempted to email and see how old his 'old eggs' are! Tee he he... btw what would you use old chicken eggs for??? Target practice??

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I couldn't resist ... I e-mailed him. Told a little white lie:

Just moved here and am interested in your ad because I scramble up lots of eggs for my dogs.

How old are the eggs? What is your source? Please send a picture.

Thanks!

And now ... his response (Rick Nelson at [email protected]):

Probably no more than 1.5 months. some are from today. I am too busy to get them delivered to people so they just set and get old. They are just regular eggs some are brown some are white. We have 6 chicken that lay around 5 or 6 a day so you can kind of do the math for how old they are. I was thinking about using them for fertilizer on some trees I want to plant this summer.

Here's the response, I'm sending now...

1.5 months is just perfect to make boiled eggs as fresh eggs don't peel very well after boiled. They aren't really old, unless you aren't gathering/refrigerating them daily. Brown eggs are perfectly good ... they just have a different colored shell.

Do you have a pic?

I don't want to make fun of him, but am I reading his response right? He has chickens but can't be bothered to get the eggs? Or does he really think that brown-shelled eggs are eggs that turned old so shells changed color?

 

[Duramaxgirl]

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I'm so tempted to email and see how old his 'old eggs' are! Tee he he... btw what would you use old chicken eggs for??? Target practice??

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I couldn't resist ... I e-mailed him. Told a little white lie:

Just moved here and am interested in your ad because I scramble up lots of eggs for my dogs.

How old are the eggs? What is your source? Please send a picture.

Thanks!

And now ... his response (Rick Nelson at [email protected]):

Probably no more than 1.5 months. some are from today. I am too busy to get them delivered to people so they just set and get old. They are just regular eggs some are brown some are white. We have 6 chicken that lay around 5 or 6 a day so you can kind of do the math for how old they are. I was thinking about using them for fertilizer on some trees I want to plant this summer.

Here's the response, I'm sending now...

1.5 months is just perfect to make boiled eggs as fresh eggs don't peel very well after boiled. They aren't really old, unless you aren't gathering/refrigerating them daily. Brown eggs are perfectly good ... they just have a different colored shell.

Do you have a pic?

I don't want to make fun of him, but am I reading his response right? He has chickens but can't be bothered to get the eggs? Or does he really think that brown-shelled eggs are eggs that turned old so shells changed color?

Oh my sooooo funny! I think he is really into math or something! Fertilizer for a tree??? I've never heard of that? Id just boil them and give them back to the girls.

 

[chickensducks&agoose]

Just wanted to add that I give my birds organic layer pellets and organic scratch, and organic everything.... it's wicked expensive, but it does come in a bag, and looks just like other pellets and scratch...