Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[kuntrygirl]

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[HHandbasket]

I can see it now...

Wife, on her way out the door: "Honey, since you're off today, can you do me a favor and post an ad on craigslist? The fridge is getting full of eggs. Let's start selling them."

Husband: "Okay, sweetie. How much should I sell them for?"

Wife: "Oh, I dunno, they're kinda sought-after, better than store-bought eggs. What's say we ask two fifty a dozen?"

Husband: (Lights up eyes) "Consider it done, babe. I'll post the ad today."

Note: Wife is thinking two fifty... as in "$2.50". Husband is thinking, "Sought-after.. $250".

Edited for typos I just noticed.

 

[Wild Trapper]

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Sounds more like the decimal got misplaced. Any eggs going for $250, better have gold shells.

 

[HHandbasket]

Not just gold shells... they better hatch AND they better know how to do dishes and clean windows when they come out.

 

[ChickenWisperer]

Banee Roosters - $10 (smiths grove ky)
Date: 2011-02-26, 4:02PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

590-2985 already caught

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

 

[thebirdguy]

Yet another amazing production hen !!!

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Little Americana chicks hatching TODAY. You can buy your Americana chicks early and have them laying in 4-5 months. These birds lay pale greenblue eggs, these birds mamas have layed a dozen a day all winter and the babys are sure to do the same

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[WhiteMountainsRanch]

LoL! Now THAT would be a site to see!!!

 

[kuntrygirl]

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[kuntrygirl]

I emailed this person today and asked them what breed turkeys did they have. He replied by saying that he didn't know. He said that they were black and white. I was like, "WHAT", "HUH? You are selling turkeys and you don't know what breed?????????????

Farm animals

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Date: 2011-02-27, 11:16AM CST
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

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We have chickens,call ducks,two green heads,quail,turkeys and rabbits for sale call xxx-xxx-xxxx thanks


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