Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Vampstorso]

Gumtree is the Aussie Craigslist


Seemingly should say "Budgie Male"

 

[Ravynscroft]

I have some beautiful English lav orps & choc cuckoo orps for sale & someone just contacted me saying they would need some little chicks ASAP.

????

Trying to give the benefit of the doubt, I replied to let him know that orps are not a small breed and that my 6 wk old pullets are already feathered & large. The only small chicks I will have will be the quail hatching next weekend.

* I was hoping it was a simple case of a person with English as a 2nd language.

Nope. He replied back:
"O ok lol thanks. I'll actually need those quail ones cuz the small the chicks are the better and stay small for a long period of time lol. Thanks and hopefully they hatch quicker lol "

Not sure if I'm being pranked. After all he did use "lol" 3xs in his reply. However he certainly won't be meeting my chicks.

Speechless...

 

[ShrekDawg]

Not just spayed but also neutered... cause apparently the dog has both parts

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/pet/d/year-old-female-american/6226574345.html

 

[ShrekDawg]

And this one I actually agree with lol

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/pet/d/if-see-one-more-great-dog/6225966912.html

 

[ShrekDawg]

https://maine.craigslist.org/pet/d/lovely-kitties-free-to-good/6227890365.html

 

[ShrekDawg]

The maine one is gold lol

https://maine.craigslist.org/pet/d/iso-free-pussy-cat-within/6227491481.html

 

[ShrekDawg]

This one's kinda sad cause he probably got eaten

But also... 2 THOUSAND!? I love my cat but i don't know I'd offer such a high reward or even have the money to be able to

https://maine.craigslist.org/pet/d/reward-for-lost-cat-stu/6227272724.html

 

[oldrooster]

Not just spayed but also neutered... cause apparently the dog has both parts

https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/pet/d/year-old-female-american/6226574345.html

I'm sure it had set of parts gone at birth, and the other set was removed by the vet.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I'm sure it had set of parts gone at birth, and the other set was removed by the vet.

LOL

 

[N F C]

Would love to have one of these (and a kitchen large enough for it):
6244693305.html