Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Criskin]

http://littlerock.craigslist.org/zip/3707243572.html

 

[oldrooster]

Hmm that is Swiss Chard.....guess if you don't know the difference between chard and Rhubarb you deserve to pay $9 for a plant that sprouts like a weed (but that is going to be one odd pie)



Rhubarb plant - $9 (Santa Barbara)

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Large elongated heart shaped , crinkled leaves and red tinted leaf stalks of Rhubarb Victoria Cherry are showy enough to qualify for a display spot in the garden .

Plant in soil that is deep rich and well drained. Place the tops of the plant divisions at soil level if planted to deep the crown will get too wet too long and rot, space the plants 4 feet appart. Give the Rubarb plants some shade in the hot summer months , and irrigate freely when active top growth indicates that the roots are growing. Permit plants to grow two full seasons before harvesting .

During the spring you can pull off Rhubarb leaf stalks to cook for a 4 to 5 week period . Harvest stalks by grasping near the base and pulling sideways and outward : cutting with a knife will leave a stub that will decay. Stop harvesting when slender leaf stalks appear. Never remove all the leaves from a single plant .

Here in Indiana it is considered a weed by many altho it is eddible if used like a salad green....

 

[thedollysmama]

We just had an ad up for a lactating male llama here. I emailed and mentioned I didn't know that the males lacerated, could I have a photo? Got nothing and the ad dropped off the Chico craigslist. Bummer!

 

[oldrooster]

We just had an ad up for a lactating male llama here. I emailed and mentioned I didn't know that the males lacerated, could I have a photo? Got nothing and the ad dropped off the Chico craigslist. Bummer!

I didn't know males could lactate but I knew the could be lacerated.....

 

[thedollysmama]

so kinda like a horse where it won't effect the look of the animal, I forgot I did hear that rabbits and dogs and a few other animals have their ears cut in a way to mark them (maybe i misunderstood and they are tattooed or perhaps they are tattooed in a way not like humans?)

Rabbits and dogs are tattooed, pigs are ear notched.

 

[thedollysmama]

Auto correct strikes again, that would be another lactated, not lacerated. Boo!

 

[The Wolf Queen]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/grd/3710149293.html

Anybody spot the error?

GOATS - $60 (South valley)

I'm trying to re-home our goats. Im asking $60 each, your choice, male or female. Located in the south valley

• Location: South valley
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

 

[Member 151789]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/grd/3710149293.html

Anybody spot the error?

GOATS - $60 (South valley)

I'm trying to re-home our goats. Im asking $60 each, your choice, male or female. Located in the south valley

• Location: South valley
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

is it the pen they are in? sorry i have no exp. with goats whatsoever.

 

[missnu01]

Pullets 10.00 - $10 (NE Portland)

Have eggs by summer .Sweet gentle ten week old.. Very Friendly and social. .. They are pets and they need to go to a good home that will treat them as part of the family. The eggs come from local hens on a local farm. But were hatched in an incubator at my home. I will not sell single chicks, so you must buy at least two.. They are very social and do not do well alone. Even if you have other chickens, they need a friend to start out with. I can not guarantee sex. If interested call or text Julie at Thank you Isnt the one on the right a rooster? the black one, it loaded the wrong picture.

How about the fact it's labeled pullets but says cant guarantee sex?! Then they are just chicks... Lol