Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

I had to re-read this a couple of times before I realized what the add was about! I saw "chicks" when looking up doghouses and thought they might want to buy chickens. Nope

http://huntsville.craigslist.org/for/3723067955.html

I'm Looking for Babes/Chicks (Scottsboro)

Hi there, My name is Brutus and my brothers name is Bama ( original huh? LOL ) They say Bama is a handsome sorta guy. He is Big, muscular and fit BUT G-O-O-F-Y! My opinion only. Really tho, his looks attrack the babes but he just dont know how to show " LOVE". For Heavens sake he wants to play fetch with them. He is a Boston Bull Dog, big ole droopy black jowles. Me, I am tall ( sorta ) Dark ( and tan ) and super good looking. My Mom says I am so full of Love she is going to have to put me on some medication. ( Adderall? Huh?) I can be dressed in five seconds, run the length and width of the house 20 times in 10 seconds to meet my girl. I have tall ears for listening to my girl, I am a trained protector and I actually come off as more threatening than my Brother, Bama. I am an applehead chihuahua. Both of us boys are full blooded but Mom and Dad didnt take time to get our papers. We are just looking for some girls. If Mother Nature takes her course I think the parents are expecting to pick choice from the products of our desire.Email us and we can send pics to ur phone.
 
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Wow! For $17 an egg, I might have to start breeding crows instead of Silkies...
 
I had to re-read this a couple of times before I realized what the add was about! I saw "chicks" when looking up doghouses and thought they might want to buy chickens. Nope

http://huntsville.craigslist.org/for/3723067955.html

I'm Looking for Babes/Chicks (Scottsboro)

Hi there, My name is Brutus and my brothers name is Bama ( original huh? LOL ) They say Bama is a handsome sorta guy. He is Big, muscular and fit BUT G-O-O-F-Y! My opinion only. Really tho, his looks attrack the babes but he just dont know how to show " LOVE". For Heavens sake he wants to play fetch with them. He is a Boston Bull Dog, big ole droopy black jowles. Me, I am tall ( sorta ) Dark ( and tan ) and super good looking. My Mom says I am so full of Love she is going to have to put me on some medication. ( Adderall? Huh?) I can be dressed in five seconds, run the length and width of the house 20 times in 10 seconds to meet my girl. I have tall ears for listening to my girl, I am a trained protector and I actually come off as more threatening than my Brother, Bama. I am an applehead chihuahua. Both of us boys are full blooded but Mom and Dad didnt take time to get our papers. We are just looking for some girls. If Mother Nature takes her course I think the parents are expecting to pick choice from the products of our desire.Email us and we can send pics to ur phone.
Aw, this was cute/funny/creative!
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