Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[sgtmom52]

You didn't pee yourself. You just laughed so hard tears ran down your leg!

 

[AK Baha]

Think I may go get this
Haunted Vintage Chicken Grinder. (South Anchorage)

This meat grinder belonged to my Great Grandfather. (See picture)
He owned the largest family operated chicken farm in Arkansas from 1940 until his death in 2010.
It is estimated the well over three hundred and sixty thousand chickens were processed with this device.
The spirits (I guess that's what they are) are most active between the hours of 5:00am and 7:00am and at 12:00am on certain days of the year.
Various disembodied, clucks, crows, and scratching sounds can be heard emanating from this machine.
My wife and I have decided upon a strict vegetarian diet and don't want to have the temptation to backslide within our grasp.

This grinder is free and may be picked up after 5:00pm.

E-mail for location.

Thank you.

 

[yinepu]

Think I may go get this
Haunted Vintage Chicken Grinder. (South Anchorage)

This meat grinder belonged to my Great Grandfather. (See picture)
He owned the largest family operated chicken farm in Arkansas from 1940 until his death in 2010.
It is estimated the well over three hundred and sixty thousand chickens were processed with this device.
The spirits (I guess that's what they are) are most active between the hours of 5:00am and 7:00am and at 12:00am on certain days of the year.
Various disembodied, clucks, crows, and scratching sounds can be heard emanating from this machine.
My wife and I have decided upon a strict vegetarian diet and don't want to have the temptation to backslide within our grasp.

This grinder is free and may be picked up after 5:00pm.

E-mail for location.

Thank you.

I need that!... lol

 

[Lynzi777]

I almost emailed about this one...

2 BEAUTIFUL HENS FOR SALE - $10 (WOODHULL)

I have 1 Barred Rock and 1 Golden Laced Wyandotte for sale for $10 each. They are 8 months old and both birds are laying like crazy-they lay up to 4 eggs a day between the 2 of them! They are on high quality Keystone Mills Feed (I buy it at Homestead Coal in Bath for $14/50lb) and that brand of scratch grains-they have been eating this feed from the age of 2 months. I tried giving them Layena once and they refuse to eat it.

Prospective homes must be familiar with chickens and their needs and behaviors. Free ranging during the day is a MUST, and I would prefer someone who just "retires" their chickens once their laying days are over..rather than sending them to someone's plate. These girls have been spoiled and loved very much and I expect the same in their new home. I would like to see pics of what their new home will be. Thanks!




But then I read the part in bold...is that even possible?!?

 

[MEMama3]

I almost emailed about this one...
2 BEAUTIFUL HENS FOR SALE - $10 (WOODHULL)

I have 1 Barred Rock and 1 Golden Laced Wyandotte for sale for $10 each. They are 8 months old and both birds are laying like crazy-they lay up to 4 eggs a day between the 2 of them! They are on high quality Keystone Mills Feed (I buy it at Homestead Coal in Bath for $14/50lb) and that brand of scratch grains-they have been eating this feed from the age of 2 months. I tried giving them Layena once and they refuse to eat it. Prospective homes must be familiar with chickens and their needs and behaviors. Free ranging during the day is a MUST, and I would prefer someone who just "retires" their chickens once their laying days are over..rather than sending them to someone's plate. These girls have been spoiled and loved very much and I expect the same in their new home. I would like to see pics of what their new home will be. Thanks!




But then I read the part in bold...is that even possible?!?

It would be highly unlikely...

 

[SilkiesForEver]

I almost emailed about this one...

2 BEAUTIFUL HENS FOR SALE - $10 (WOODHULL)

I have 1 Barred Rock and 1 Golden Laced Wyandotte for sale for $10 each. They are 8 months old and both birds are laying like crazy-they lay up to 4 eggs a day between the 2 of them! They are on high quality Keystone Mills Feed (I buy it at Homestead Coal in Bath for $14/50lb) and that brand of scratch grains-they have been eating this feed from the age of 2 months. I tried giving them Layena once and they refuse to eat it.

Prospective homes must be familiar with chickens and their needs and behaviors. Free ranging during the day is a MUST, and I would prefer someone who just "retires" their chickens once their laying days are over..rather than sending them to someone's plate. These girls have been spoiled and loved very much and I expect the same in their new home. I would like to see pics of what their new home will be. Thanks!




But then I read the part in bold...is that even possible?!?

No, it's not possible.

But, if so, Gimme those hens! lol

 

[Angelicisi]

Lol that's awesome

Think I may go get this
Haunted Vintage Chicken Grinder. (South Anchorage)

This meat grinder belonged to my Great Grandfather. (See picture) He owned the largest family operated chicken farm in Arkansas from 1940 until his death in 2010. It is estimated the well over three hundred and sixty thousand chickens were processed with this device. The spirits (I guess that's what they are) are most active between the hours of 5:00am and 7:00am and at 12:00am on certain days of the year. Various disembodied, clucks, crows, and scratching sounds can be heard emanating from this machine. My wife and I have decided upon a strict vegetarian diet and don't want to have the temptation to backslide within our grasp. This grinder is free and may be picked up after 5:00pm. E-mail for location. Thank you.

 

[Phage]

Quote:
I still have no clue but it has to be something ..... super weird

 

[Bunnylady]

I almost emailed about this one...

2 BEAUTIFUL HENS FOR SALE - $10 (WOODHULL)

I have 1 Barred Rock and 1 Golden Laced Wyandotte for sale for $10 each. They are 8 months old and both birds are laying like crazy-they lay up to 4 eggs a day between the 2 of them! They are on high quality Keystone Mills Feed (I buy it at Homestead Coal in Bath for $14/50lb) and that brand of scratch grains-they have been eating this feed from the age of 2 months. I tried giving them Layena once and they refuse to eat it.

Prospective homes must be familiar with chickens and their needs and behaviors. Free ranging during the day is a MUST, and I would prefer someone who just "retires" their chickens once their laying days are over..rather than sending them to someone's plate. These girls have been spoiled and loved very much and I expect the same in their new home. I would like to see pics of what their new home will be. Thanks!




But then I read the part in bold...is that even possible?!?

I had a Leghorn that laid 3 eggs every two days. If these girls can lay at that rate, I can see that there could be some days when you could get 4 eggs on the same day from two birds - but it wouldn't happen every day!

 

[Suzierd]

I still don't  - and don't want to!
 

Don't know either, what can one do with beads?