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[AK Baha]

Re; "Haunted Vintage Chicken Grinder." (Anchorage)

First of all I would like to thank everyone for responding to my ad.
The replies have been phenomenal.
Some poor and misbegotten soul even accused me of running some sort of "Scum Scam"and I don't even know what a "Scum Scam" is but it doesn't sound pleasant.

Anyway, a Mr. Mike Miller from the Warren Occult Museum in Monroe, Conn. has contacted me in regards to the Haunted Chicken Grinder and would very much like to acquire for display.
This seems ideal.
As much as I would like to give it to one of you fine people it would seem to me that this item would be better off on display for the benefit of the whole of humanity.
I'm going to try and see if the people at the museum will give up some free passes and will let you know when and if they are available.

Again, thank you all for the kind replies.

Warmest regards;

J.L. Dang I wanted that thing!! O well guess it is better off.

 

[Bunnylady]

Why? Do you have some haunted chickens you need to grind?

 

[AK Baha]

Think I may go get this
Haunted Vintage Chicken Grinder. (South Anchorage)

This meat grinder belonged to my Great Grandfather. (See picture)
He owned the largest family operated chicken farm in Arkansas from 1940 until his death in 2010.
It is estimated the well over three hundred and sixty thousand chickens were processed with this device.
The spirits (I guess that's what they are) are most active between the hours of 5:00am and 7:00am and at 12:00am on certain days of the year.
Various disembodied, clucks, crows, and scratching sounds can be heard emanating from this machine.
My wife and I have decided upon a strict vegetarian diet and don't want to have the temptation to backslide within our grasp.

This grinder is free and may be picked up after 5:00pm.

E-mail for location.

Thank you.

This is the original post. Who can say they have a haunted grinder? If nothing else a great conversation piece.

 

[kuntrygirl]

WTB FREE ROSSTERS!!!!!!!!!! (Chugiak)

I would like some free roosters for breeding I'm looking for one around 2-4 year rooster for my older hens to mate with. email me if u have any roosters to give me thanks p.s im looking for Aseels,Phoenix,Red Jungle Fowl,Thai rooster,Yokahomas, Standard old English,Cubalaya Bantam, Phoenix bantam,Old English Game bantam, and Steright bantam. Im also looking for some free pheasant hens and roosters and pea fowl and turkey email me if u have any of these thanks

• Location: Chugiak
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Just give him the farm and call it a day. Geesh

 

[yinepu]

Quote:

This meat grinder belonged to my Great Grandfather. (See picture)
He owned the largest family operated chicken farm in Arkansas from 1940 until his death in 2010.
It is estimated the well over three hundred and sixty thousand chickens were processed with this device.
The spirits (I guess that's what they are) are most active between the hours of 5:00am and 7:00am and at 12:00am on certain days of the year.
Various disembodied, clucks, crows, and scratching sounds can be heard emanating from this machine.
My wife and I have decided upon a strict vegetarian diet and don't want to have the temptation to backslide within our grasp.

This grinder is free and may be picked up after 5:00pm.

E-mail for location.

Thank you.

This is the original post. Who can say they have a haunted grinder? If nothing else a great conversation piece.

I still say I got ripped off on mine.. it grinds ok.. but it isn't haunted.. I wanted THAT one!!!

 

[Phage]

Re wanted add for free roosters...

ANY one asking for free cock birds, especially older ones makes one wonder what will become of them. Especially as the list of breeds he wants are no ordinary back yard "look after the hens" type roosters.

And who with those types of birds has them to give away......unless they were.... busted..

Just sayin.....

 

[yinepu]

ANY one asking for free cock birds, especially older ones makes one wonder what will become of them. Especially as the list of breeds he wants are no ordinary back yard "look after he hens" type roosters.

And who with those types of birds has them to give away......unless they were.... busted..

Just sayin.....

lol.. I gave away some yokohamas a few months ago.. just culls that I didn't want.. still nice birds and I don't fight them.. just love those long tails that they have!.. but then again I also gave away some dorkings, a few bresse, some araucanas and some euskal oiloas too... plus a few odd layers breeds that I didn't want to mess with... it was posted over in the swaps section...

but yeah.. I agree... it makes me wonder what he plans to do with his roos too....

 

[Lynzi777]

Re wanted add for free roosters...

ANY one asking for free cock birds, especially older ones makes one wonder what will become of them. Especially as the list of breeds he wants are no ordinary back yard "look after the hens" type roosters.

And who with those types of birds has them to give away......unless they were.... busted..

Just sayin.....

I was thinking the same thing...If he wants free roosters, he should be looking at other breeds, not those! LOL

 

[Phage]

 
ANY one asking for free cock birds, especially older ones makes one wonder what will become of them. Especially as the list of breeds he wants are no ordinary back yard "look after he hens" type roosters.

And who with those types of birds has them to give away......unless they were.... busted..

Just sayin.....

lol.. I gave away some yokohamas a few months ago.. just culls that I didn't want.. still nice birds and I don't fight them.. just love those long tails that they have!.. but then again I also gave away some dorkings, a few bresse, some araucanas and some euskal oiloas too... plus a few odd layers breeds that I didn't want to mess with... it was posted over in the swaps section... 

but yeah.. I agree... it makes me wonder what he plans to do with his roos too.... 

But you are just an all-round nice person

 

[Angelicisi]

Hahahha thats awesome

Re; "Haunted Vintage Chicken Grinder." (Anchorage)

First of all I would like to thank everyone for responding to my ad. The replies have been phenomenal. Some poor and misbegotten soul even accused me of running some sort of "Scum Scam"and I don't even know what a "Scum Scam" is but it doesn't sound pleasant. Anyway, a Mr. Mike Miller from the Warren Occult Museum in Monroe, Conn. has contacted me in regards to the Haunted Chicken Grinder and would very much like to acquire for display. This seems ideal. As much as I would like to give it to one of you fine people it would seem to me that this item would be better off on display for the benefit of the whole of humanity. I'm going to try and see if the people at the museum will give up some free passes and will let you know when and if they are available. Again, thank you all for the kind replies. Warmest regards; J.L. Dang I wanted that thing!! O well guess it is better off.