Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Scott H]

No. ..I think them there birds were randomly bred...lol

 

[Malibu99]

Yeah LOL. I just thought the grammar was a little funny there.

 

[PheasantsFirst]

The other day I got a reply for an add for two roosters:

somethings not quite right...

 

[Malibu99]

4 mouth pit bull - $50

She is a 4 mouth blue nose pit mix wit lab she have no shots no paper and in need of an house​

Sounds like it would eat quite a bit.

 

[Godsgrl]

The other day I got a reply for an add for two roosters:

somethings not quite right...

I'm sorry, it's been a really long weekend. Can you point out to me what is off about their reply? Thanks

 

[Gargoyle]

tar kettle
gypsum plaster 1,680.00, stickers, e elephant ivory [illegal but....], acoustical ceiling tiles, 22 lace, fluorescent lights and ballast, lumber, walls typically for murals, interior post covers and bar rails, stone 1,500.00, plastic bags, wall covering, wallpaper, acoustic, moulding and millwork, category:electrical systems, artificial stone, textiles, computer paper, ivory cruelty to animals, synthetic resin, materials, bakelite 2,115.00, carving materials[edit source editbeta].

• Location: chicago
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Note that elephant ivory (illegal but....)

And later on in the listing, "ivory cruelty to animals". wth?

 

[PheasantsFirst]

Quote: Nothing is really off, It's just how the person said everything and that she is keeping chickens on her back porch.

 

[Gargoyle]

Nothing is really off, It's just how the person said everything and that she is keeping chickens on her back porch.

It's craigslist, so you need to assume everything is misspelled. She's really keeping them in the back of her Porsche.

 

[Godsgrl]

It's craigslist, so you need to assume everything is misspelled. She's really keeping them in the back of her Porsche.

now that is a chicken coop idea I hadn't though of before. LOL

 

[Godsgrl]

Nothing is really off, It's just how the person said everything and that she is keeping chickens on her back porch.

Okay, got it. Thanks for explaining, I'm not running on all cylinders tonight.