Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[MEMama3]

This is actually my ad: http://maine.craigslist.org/grd/4366842536.html
A little back story: I had listed him as a sweet, gentle boy with a great track record. My neighbors weren't fond of the crowing so I decided to rehome him for $10. That is until today when he trapped me e corner and flogged me. The ad is the updated version.

 

[Angelicisi]

This is actually my ad: http://maine.craigslist.org/grd/4366842536.html
A little back story: I had listed him as a sweet, gentle boy with a great track record. My neighbors weren't fond of the crowing so I decided to rehome him for $10. That is until today when he trapped me e corner and flogged me. The ad is the updated version.

 

[oldrooster]

This is actually my ad: http://maine.craigslist.org/grd/4366842536.html
A little back story: I had listed him as a sweet, gentle boy with a great track record. My neighbors weren't fond of the crowing so I decided to rehome him for $10. That is until today when he trapped me e corner and flogged me. The ad is the updated version.

You don't want Mr Rooster to rule the roost?

 

[MEMama3]

You don't want Mr Rooster to rule the roost?

nope, I want Mr. Rooster in a crock pot with a nice marinade.

 

[chicken pickin]

nope, I want Mr. Rooster in a crock pot with a nice marinade.

sounds yummy

 

[Cass]

This is actually my ad: http://maine.craigslist.org/grd/4366842536.html
A little back story: I had listed him as a sweet, gentle boy with a great track record. My neighbors weren't fond of the crowing so I decided to rehome him for $10. That is until today when he trapped me e corner and flogged me. The ad is the updated version.

Hmmm....How did he trap you in a corner and flog you? You don't have feet? It would be a cold day in a very warm place when a rooster trapped me anywhere....he might try, but he would fly off the end of my booted foot before he got very close. The only times I have ever had a rooster flog me was from behind and they both regretted it....I chased them around the yard and one I even hit with a small piece of firewood. (Didn't kill him, darn it) But there are very few menu items tastier than "Mean Roo Stew" and I have eatten my share of it, cuz I will NOT have an aggressive roo in my yard.

 

[MEMama3]

Hmmm....How did he trap you in a corner and flog you?  You don't have feet?   It would be a cold day in a very warm place when a rooster trapped me anywhere....he might try, but he would fly off the end of my booted foot before he got very close.  The only times I have ever had a rooster flog me was from behind and they both regretted it....I chased them around the yard and one I even hit with a small piece of firewood.  (Didn't kill him, darn it)   But there are very few menu items tastier than "Mean Roo Stew" and I have eatten my share of it, cuz I will NOT have an aggressive roo in my yard.

Oh trust me, he got several swift kicks once I figured out what was going on. He caught me completely off guard. We actually decided he didn't deserve a new home. Someone is soaking in marinade as we speak.

 

[oldrooster]

My grandparents had a rooster that always flogged my father (or tried to) when he was about 5 he kept a 4-5 foot stick by the door and kept it with him and when the rooster came toward him the rooster got wacked. a few years later (when he was about 7 or 8)and a different rooster my father's BIL told him to aim his new BB gun he got for Christmas at the rooster and he did as he was told and shot at it and killed it dead with 1 BB. my father lost his BB gun for a while and BIL was also stewed over it.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

My grandparents had a rooster that always flogged my father (or tried to) when he was about 5 he kept a 4-5 foot stick by the door and kept it with him and when the rooster came toward him the rooster got wacked. a few years later (when he was about 7 or 8)and a different rooster my father's BIL told him to aim his new BB gun he got for Christmas at the rooster and he did as he was told and shot at it and killed it dead with 1 BB. my father lost his BB gun for a while and BIL was also stewed over it.

xD I once had a mean rooster. He was actually my first roo, little brother hated him and wanted to kill him. So once he attacked me, little brother got his wish with the bb gun.

 

[kuntrygirl]

I thought this was a good one. I got a nice chuckle.

30 Empty Liquor Bottles - $10

Over the course of my short-lived bachelor-esque lifestyle, this 25-year-old college grad is finished displaying his empty liquor bottles in the kitchen area as some sort of medal of achievement.

I'm selling the whole TOGETHER. Please do not email me about specific bottle pricing unless you have a fancy amount of cash to disarm my resistance to individual offers.