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[Cass]

I wonder what a thousand dollar chicken dinner tastes like ...

Taste like chicken.....or alligator...or snake or any number of other things people claim taste like chicken.

And I wonder if they person meant $10.00 but CL doesn't have enough spaces for the decimal point, so it came out 1000?

 

[barbiegirl]

CL >poconos >all for sale / wanted >farm & garden - by owner

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Posted: 13 hours ago
2 Bantam white silkies Roosters for sale - $10 (saylorsburg)

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Purchased these birds at 5 days old, not knowing what the sex was. We can only keep two and I do not need 3 roosters! these birds are about 2.5 months old now and are at there fully grown size.

10/$ A piece or 18/$ for both, I do not mind driving to meet you if your a little further away.

 

[Godsgrl]

CL >poconos >all for sale / wanted >farm & garden - by owner

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Posted: 13 hours ago
2 Bantam white silkies Roosters for sale - $10 (saylorsburg)

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Purchased these birds at 5 days old, not knowing what the sex was. We can only keep two and I do not need 3 roosters! these birds are about 2.5 months old now and are at there fully grown size.

10/$ A piece or 18/$ for both, I do not mind driving to meet you if your a little further away.
Ummm...those are NOT silkies!

 

[barbiegirl]

Exactly!! Purchased them not knowing sex it says, it should say not knowing breed as well!

 

[barbiegirl]

two koi fish forsale - $350 (Blackwood,NJ)

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I have two huge koi fish for sale. The white and black butterfly koi for $150 and the yellow and black koi for $200 Or i can sell them both at one shot for $400 please contact me if interested or just make me an offer. Call or tex


Hmm last time I checked 150 + 200= 350 not 400 lol

 

[SilkiesForEver]

two koi fish forsale - $350 (Blackwood,NJ)

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I have two huge koi fish for sale. The white and black butterfly koi for $150 and the yellow and black koi for $200 Or i can sell them both at one shot for $400 please contact me if interested or just make me an offer. Call or tex


Hmm last time I checked 150 + 200= 350 not 400 lol

......Are they dead? ^.-

$400? What a deal!

 

[barbiegirl]

I think the person took them out to take a picture of how big they are. (that's what I hope they did)

 

[Flocky]

I wonder if an F-ton is a metric or imperial measurement...Had to share!

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Posted: 22 days ago

 F-ton of egg cartons (Hastings Sunrise)

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I have dozens and dozens of egg cartons that each hold one dozen eggs. They are all in good shape. You can use them if you are selling eggs at the farmers market, for example. I am near the PNE. Message me and come and get them! If you want to trade for some free range eggs, I would not complain. Hint hint.

 

[Romilly Kip]

I found a post in the "Best of Craigslist" I thought you guys might like....

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/4279769047.html

I'm still cracking up over "Prince Orsini Wallace"...

 

[donrae]

I wonder if an F-ton is a metric or imperial measurement...Had to share!

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Posted: 22 days ago

F-ton of egg cartons (Hastings Sunrise)

condition: excellent

I have dozens and dozens of egg cartons that each hold one dozen eggs. They are all in good shape. You can use them if you are selling eggs at the farmers market, for example. I am near the PNE. Message me and come and get them! If you want to trade for some free range eggs, I would not complain. Hint hint.

an f-ton is imperial, unless specified as a metric f-ton. an f-ton is over twice a s-ton, and quadruple a crapton.

here's how it was explained to me...

you store a crapton of ammo
a s-ton of food
a f-ton of water

can you tell I've been on some disaster prep sites too much

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