Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[JadedPhoenix]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/vic/4462400187.html

Stylish Multi-Functional Bike

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This was an art project from my first year at Camosun College Visual Arts program. I did a bunch of the work at Recyclistas and on campus at Camosun, it has a kind of sentimentality to it for me but I no longer feel as connected to it as I did back then (it has been about 5 years).

The frame is really sturdy but because it was built from an adult tricycle it's a kind of fixie (definitely no San Francisco bike!)
The toilet seat part is great for carrying groceries, I used it frequently at Welburns when I lived around there, got lots of comments!
Also if you are big on bike touring in a pinch it can be used a literal toilet! The bottom is a removable steel sheet that is held on with sturdy clamps making it easy to clean afterwards. I say just a good hose down in the backyard and your good to go.

Not to mention the amount of interest from the ladies when you ride this thing down the street! I dunno what it was but it was a kind of pick up bike back then, maybe things have changed but when I rode this thing around town I was a freaking chick magnet!

All in all it's a sweet set of wheels that is both functional and statement art piece by a local artist!

Price is firm but I'm up for trades
You will have to pick up
Namaste

Humm, the bike for when you have got to go when you got to go....

 

[JadedPhoenix]

Yet another one.... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/smd/4489575370.html


Pirate Ship For Sale

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Pirate Ship for sale. Professionally built by two aging hockey players in the twilight of their relevance, in the backyard, in Golden Beach, MD. Many hours, beers and yards of knuckle skin went into the planning and creation of this wondrous vessel. Sailed over 3 death defying days from the Patuxant, through the Chesapeake bay to its final home at Port Tobacco Marina on the beautiful Potomac. Registered as a 44 ft vessel, she is Coast Guard Safety inspected and meets all Coast Guard specifications. From the tip of the elegant bowsprit to the tail of the pontoons she is about 56 ft long. Powered by the Rolls Royce of outboard engines, a 1986 115hp Mercruiser (tower of power) she cruises at a stately 6mph. Stereo system, LED lighting and a classy stripper pole finish off all the luxury accents of this glorious party boat.

Buy it to impress your friends. Buy it to piss off the neighbors, buy it to make the wife divorce you, just buy the bloody thing. Comes with a deluxe matching trailer that is way far from being road legal, but you're never going to trailer this diamond-in-the-rough anyway, cos it's too **** cool to be on the land. Guaranteed to get you laid. Be that guy that can turn to the hot chick in the bar and say, "yeah, I've got a pirate ship".

Pay full asking price and we'll throw in a genuine original Spirit Halloween Store pirate hat and eye patch.

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:

This was an art project from my first year at Camosun College Visual Arts program. I did a bunch of the work at Recyclistas and on campus at Camosun, it has a kind of sentimentality to it for me but I no longer feel as connected to it as I did back then (it has been about 5 years).

The frame is really sturdy but because it was built from an adult tricycle it's a kind of fixie (definitely no San Francisco bike!)
The toilet seat part is great for carrying groceries, I used it frequently at Welburns when I lived around there, got lots of comments!
Also if you are big on bike touring in a pinch it can be used a literal toilet! The bottom is a removable steel sheet that is held on with sturdy clamps making it easy to clean afterwards. I say just a good hose down in the backyard and your good to go.

Not to mention the amount of interest from the ladies when you ride this thing down the street! I dunno what it was but it was a kind of pick up bike back then, maybe things have changed but when I rode this thing around town I was a freaking chick magnet!

All in all it's a sweet set of wheels that is both functional and statement art piece by a local artist!

Price is firm but I'm up for trades
You will have to pick up
Namaste

Humm, the bike for when you have got to go when you got to go....

Holey smokes! I wish the guy lived near me I'd buy to piss off the neighbors and place it on the front lawn... Perhaps even ride it up and down the road....

 

[ChickenCanoe]

My neighbors have an old clawfoot tub next to the mailbox right by the road. It's been there about 20 years. I'm not sure what it is about it they think looks cool.

As for the home made pirate ship. It's a real stretch to call it a pirate ship.

 

[vehve]

My neighbors have an old clawfoot tub next to the mailbox right by the road. It's been there about 20 years. I'm not sure what it is about it they think looks cool.

As for the home made pirate ship. It's a real stretch to call it a pirate ship.

Or even a ship, or boat for that matter. It's built on pontoons. Although, modern pirate ships are a bit different...

 

[subhanalah]

http://m.tickld.com/x/guy-posts-yoga-mat-for-sale-ad-on-craigslist-this-is-hilarious

 

[jewelsot]

Does anyone know if the Free, Absolutely Horrible Cat (Winston Salem) posting was a real posting or if it was a joke. It's been taken down from craigslist, so can't tell from that. It had a pic of a (maybe sleeping or sick) white cat in a bathroom sink. Here's the link to the posting here. Hope it works and thanks in advance for any info!

 

[cmom]

Does anyone know if the Free, Absolutely Horrible Cat (Winston Salem) posting was a real posting or if it was a joke. It's been taken down from craigslist, so can't tell from that. It had a pic of a (maybe sleeping or sick) white cat in a bathroom sink. Here's the link to the posting here. Hope it works and thanks in advance for any info!

 

[JadedPhoenix]

As far as I know, it was real. I live in the area but didn't call or email to ask about it.

 

[jewelsot]

Thanks