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I mentioned this thread to my grandmother who is 86 an lived here her whole life. She informed me that Chester Drawers and a dresser is not the same thing. She said a dresser has a mirror on top of it an Chester Drawers has no mirror. I informed her that y'all call it a chest of drawers. She looked at me funny an sad she has never heard of that....
 
I would put 'Chester Drawers' in the same category as 'lack toes and tolerant'.

May be a phonetic representation of how to pronounce something, or even accepted as a local term in some dialects, but proper English it is not.
 
To me, that would either be the drink that is flavored with quinine and usually served with gin, or then a general term for some sort of beverage with health benefits. (Quinine is a cure for malaria, although normal tonic water would need to be consumed at a daily amount of about 500 gallons to have enough quinine in it, and that amount of fluids would kill you.)

Then there's of course lemonade, but that is usually just a lemon based drink.
 
but proper English it is not.
Define proper English? The King James Bible? How the Queen of England speaks now? The US does not speak the same language as England. I think we can all agree that the language of the US is not the English you hear in England.

Fact is that language is fluid an there is no black an white, right an wrong. It differs not only from country to country but from region to region an threw out time. English being one of the worst languages for not following any set rules. A word is a word if one person can use it when talking to a stranger in the same community an reasonably expect them to know its meaning. The Appalachians are full of words like that that are common here that have not filtered out in to the rest of the country yet. Life would be pretty boring if regional dialects did not happen. I love being able to tell where someone is from based off how they talk an the words they use.
 
Define proper English? The King James Bible? How the Queen of England speaks now? The US does not speak the same language as England. I think we can all agree that the language of the US is not the English you hear in England.

Fact is that language is fluid an there is no black an white, right an wrong. It differs not only from country to country but from region to region an threw out time. English being one of the worst languages for not following any set rules. A word is a word if one person can use it when talking to a stranger in the same community an reasonably expect them to know its meaning. The Appalachians are full of words like that that are common here that have not filtered out in to the rest of the country yet. Life would be pretty boring if regional dialects did not happen. I love being able to tell where someone is from based off how they talk an the words they use.
I did not mean to offend you, and I certainly don't mean that there would be anything wrong with dialects, they truly enrich languages. I speak my own native Swedish with a dialect too. The same goes for Finnish. But I would not use some of the words in written form that I normally use when speaking. Chest of drawers might be pronounced Chester Drawers in some parts, but it's not a term that you would find in a dictionary. Nothing wrong with using it in spoken form though, or even in a online forum discussion. But if I were to write a book, my editor would certainly get a chuckle out of using Chester Drawers when referring to a chest of drawers. And I sincerely hope that English teachers in US schools don't go around saying it's spelled chester drawers. Sort of a learn the rules before you break them situation. I admit to crossing a zebra crossing on foot with the little red guy glowing there, but if I ever procreate, I would not teach my children to do so.
 
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