Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

Opra ... my Pet Cow

Date: 2011-03-05, 4:23PM PST
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The sweetest little thing you have seen ... only 1300 pounds ... she is priceless but will accept $1500

In milk, halter trained, pregnant, wonderful personality. You will LOVE HER.

 

[Muggsmagee]

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Aren't they the best? We bring our animals there. Jamie and Dan have both told me I could bring in a chicken to practice giving a shot to...in case I needed to later on down the road. I haven't brought one in, but what other vet would do that for us? I love them. There's a receptionist that needs a personality check, but if that's the worst to say I think they are doing pretty good! I call our area podunkville.

I can say that because I'm not from here!

 

[Muggsmagee]

LOOK AT THE HIGHLIGHTED PART...I have zilch for experience when it comes to turkeys...is this what fishermen call a whopper?

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/grd/2187439288.html

chicks NPIP certified flock - $3 (canastota)

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Date: 2011-01-29, 7:22PM EST
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23 to choose from, some bantam, some standard, some purebred and some crossed. this was my fertility test hatch so all chicks are $3 each. for bantams there is millie fleur d'ccle, millie fleur cochin, and one silkie that looks to be lavender. standards there are 1 barnevelder, 2 wheaton ameraucanas(blue eggs), lavender orpington crosses(brown layers), olive eggers( blue ameraucana roo over RIR hens)will be prolific layers of olive green eggs. if anybody is looking for turkey poults i will have some about the 3rd week in feb. my turkeys are broadbreasted white tom over a heritage bronze and a blue slate hen( broadbreasted white x black spanish) fast growing, my tom is around 60 pounds. 315-697-5998 please leave message if you call and if you dont hear back call again my answering machine like to plays games sometimes.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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Wow.

 

[babymakes6]

Actually, that is probably true. With a Broad-breasted cross, it is entirely possible. Go back and search for a thread (I think it was MissPrissy, but not certain) on butchering their heritage turkeys. Most of them weighed in at 50+ lbs. dressed!
I'll see if I can find it

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

Arabian Gelding, Great Trail Horse! - $2500 (Murietta)

Date: 2011-03-05, 10:31AM PST
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15 year old dappled grey Arabian. Great trail horse, not spooky. Needs experienced writer who can provide loving home.

Hehe maybe he's Mr. Ed and wants you to "write" his stories!

 

[Cat Water]

Look at this one I found!

End of the world, need chicken coop (Waldo County)

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Date: 2011-02-28, 3:22PM EST
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Wanted: a chicken coop & related supplies before doomsday or democrats knock us back into the dark ages. Looking for a bargain. Can pickup anywhere from Wateville to Belfast, Searsport, Bangor, Rockland, etc. Send a pic if you can. Peace.

 

[Cowgirl71]

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Good one!

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

Spider Bite detector (The Woods)

Date: 2011-03-06, 8:56PM PST
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I am an expert at detecting and healing spider bite wounds. Recluse is my favorite to detect. Feel free to call with any spider bite questions or comments. I am writing a spider bite book and I am also giving away free cob webs. They call me spider bite Robb...

Hahhaa!!!

 

[Sierra pachie bars]

Some of the typos could be from whatever they are using computer wise. At night , I use a notepad. Its always correcting my spelling and often not what I want it to be. My friends on my facebook often think I am drunk or something because of my badly misspelled words. Took them awhile before they just would know what I posted on. If it was correct I was on my computer. Misspelled and doesn't make sense, then it is me posting on my notepad.

Although I get the hen/female thing. Because most people even if you say it is a hen they still ask if its female. Really.. Some people just don't know so easier to simplify.

Now the dead animals thing.. Ewww so gross.