Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[featherz]

Saw this one today on CL..

"im looking for a couple or one buff rooster.. i need it to fertile my chicks "

 

[justbugged]

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That almost sounds perverted.

Can you just imagine the prev guy asking if he could fertile you.

 

[Muggsmagee]

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Yikes!

 

[Muggsmagee]

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Hehe maybe he's Mr. Ed and wants you to "write" his stories!

Thanks to BYC, I feel I can only write in smileys. Wonder if that would qualify me.

 

[juliechick]

Saw this one yesterday:

Wanted to buy: White Leging Hens

 

[Muggsmagee]

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Maybe they think those plastic eggs with women's hose came from real hens?

I'd could use some black ones myself!

 

[kuntrygirl]

Don't trust Derek (baton rouge area)

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Date: 2011-03-08, 7:04PM CST
Reply to: see below

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Don't ever get a tattoo from a guy named Derek.


He did a tattoo on my neck a week ago.
And now it is red and got these black bumps on it.
I am going to the doctor tomorrow for it.

Don't let him do this to you


•Location: baton rouge area
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2254993253​

 

[Chickengal505]

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Oww my neck hurts now...

 

[KristyHall]

This was not on Craigslist but it was on a local swap list



"Five free exotic chicks when you buy 100 fryingpans special!"




My mother brought this to me and said "explain"

All i could think is that maybe they mean you must buy 100 broilers? Why would I want 100 frying pans?

 

[Chickengal505]

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