Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[jennifersmith326]

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Maybe you should just keep it and make it into a BIG chicken coop.

I swear to you, this is a true story. They guy I bought some quail from had turned his old mobile home into his quail breeding house. One room is where he keeps the eggs incubating, one room he keeps the newly hatched, one room he keeps the laying birds, one room he keeps the older chicks. It was crazy. He took me and my bf in there to show us his operation. It was wierd and cool all at the same time.

 

[HorseFeatherz NV]

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I have an add up on CL, looking for a LGD, no preference on breed, prefer a pup but will take an older pup/dog with poultry experience


Easy right?


HAH


I have had offers for: labs ($550.00) whose parents are great with ducks. Then a husky/lab cross, born in Dec, lived outside it whole life and is ready to go to a new home. Then an offer for a malamute - $600.00 - dog needs training.

I changed my add: Looking for a LGC (Livestock Guardian Dog). No preference on breed, Pyr, Anatolian, Akbash - cross ok. Pup or older with poultry experience.


How about a weiner dog? He is house broken.



*sigh*

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

lab? Weiner dog? Yea, I want a hunting dogs guarding the hen house....

 

[SpringChickens]

Oooh, oooh, I'd go for the $600 Malamute who needs training!! Or maybe the dachshund... I heard they really like chickens! (for dinner...)

Wow! People must be desperate to get rid of their dogs!!

 

[HorseFeatherz NV]

I can just see that weiner dog when the mountain lions come around - sticking its head out of a rabbit hole to see if the coast is clear

 

[mamawolf544]

I have an ad on CL for eating eggs.
Man made an appointment last night to pick them up today.

Today here is his email.

"I'm sorry I cant make it. My wife said no, she will only eat store bought eggs. I guess she doesn't know where they come from."

 

[sfw2]

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Well, at least it's only his wife who's an idiot.

 

[duck&chickencrazy]

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same here...people in my ffa group said Leghorns are called legerns and indian runners are Indiana Runners...i tried telling them different but I guess I was wrong lol

they tried really hard to convince me that I was wrong...

 

[Cowgirl71]

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A "heifer bull" is a bull that sires small-at-birth calves, which means you can use him on heifers. A heifer is a virgin cow (technically a female bovine who has not carried a calf to full term). So for the first calving most people (myself included) like to breed their heifers to a "heifer bull" to make their first calving easier. With a good heifer bull you won't need to assist any of the births, except for the rare calf that is not positioned correctly (backwards, etc.). If you breed heifers to an average (or high)-birth-weight bull for their first calving you will need to assist many of the births, and you'll have a higher chance of losing some calves, and possibly a heifer(s).

Can you tell I'm very much into cows too, LOL?

 

[sgtmom52]

Troll for sale
Date: 2011-03-15, 6:09PM EDT
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We caught this small ugly troll under my porch. We really dont care how much you pay, we just want to get rid of it. Requires little food and water. Possibly female. Calls itself kelsey.​