Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[colowyo0809]

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do you suppose they will ship? I'd like to have a troll here! We have a housing development going in next door so I could use a troll

 

[mississippifarmboy]

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do you suppose they will ship? I'd like to have a troll here! We have a housing development going in next door so I could use a troll

Go ahead! Once you get it I'd like to order some troll eggs from you.

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

LoL that's funny!!!! Wonder what it is!

 

[Iheartchicks<3:)]

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I have a lab. He Is AWESOME with my chickens. Chases them every once in a blue moon! He goes into the hen house with me just sniffs them. (eats there scraps after they go to bed. ahahahah)
He likes to be with me and i like to be with them. If he ever runs after them i just go "MAX" and he stops and comes to me.. head down. He is out there for 5, 10, 15, mins by himself while i do outdoor stuff and he runs around the 5 acres. He is really good with the animals.. Sure the horses hate him! And my rooster is terrified (but Shelly my bantam hen doesnt really care

) But he is really good about it..

 

[Muggsmagee]

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I find that laughable too!

I have a cousin who has the same mentality. She doesn't care how the chickens are raised, or how/what they are fed, or the hormones and antibiotics the chickens are given... the commercial eggs come to the store clean and pasteurized, so she thinks they are "safer" to eat. Even after the salmonella scare a few months back, she won't eat a fresh (nonfertile) eggs from the backyard farmer! It is an apparent mindset in some people.

 

[Muggsmagee]

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A "heifer bull" is a bull that sires small-at-birth calves, which means you can use him on heifers. A heifer is a virgin cow (technically a female bovine who has not carried a calf to full term). So for the first calving most people (myself included) like to breed their heifers to a "heifer bull" to make their first calving easier. With a good heifer bull you won't need to assist any of the births, except for the rare calf that is not positioned correctly (backwards, etc.). If you breed heifers to an average (or high)-birth-weight bull for their first calving you will need to assist many of the births, and you'll have a higher chance of losing some calves, and possibly a heifer(s).

Can you tell I'm very much into cows too, LOL?

It helps us learn more and more!!!

 

[chics in the sun]

"hey i have 2 rocks that are real and they are 500$ eace thats what the search said so if your a scientist or something and u want them you can come and pick them up or we can meet up some wear i rather meat up that will be good and there real


Location: riverview
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests"

There was a pciture of just regular looking, palm-size rocks.....

$500 and he doesn't even know what they are? But they are REAL!

 

[Muggsmagee]

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That made me bust out laughing!!!

That is a good one!!!

 

[Muggsmagee]

Astrolope hens - $6 (Star Lake)

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Date: 2011-03-01, 11:55AM EST
Reply to: [email protected]

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I have about 25 hens for sale , they are a year old and laying well. If you want them all I can deliver them.


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Makes me think of eloping to the stars...."Will you marry me? Instead of Vegas, we'll astrolope!!!!" How romantic!

 

[Zephyr Farms]

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That made me bust out laughing!!!

That is a good one!!!

Ya, I would totally pay $500 for some rocks I can get from my driveway!