Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[backyardmenagerie]

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[piecemaker]

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He's mine, honest!

Just kidding!!!

I hope the real owner gets him back. This guy's gonna be swamped with calls from people wanting a free bull... Hopefully he's a smart individual and won't give him to the first person who shows up with a trailer.

What I want to know is how do you lose a bull (and just the bull). And, how do you find one, for that matter? Does it follow you home? Wouldn't you, I don't know, look for a broken fence with a bunch of cows running loose? Because I don't typically think of bulls running around like strays...

We have had 2 different bulls show up here. The last one was a very good fence jumper. Put ad in paper for him talk to sheriff ended up taking him to the auction got $1200 for him about 6 or 7 months later this guy shows up. He said he thought I had his bull told him I sold it. he lived almost 15 miles from us, said he was glad the bull was gone.

Three weeks ago I get a call your horses are out. Rush home not my horse cop said people are turning them loose left and right. Went ahead and posted signs around town, he was claimed afew days later. Owner had filed a lost or stolen report 6 months ago. This old horse was just roaming around jumping fences running with cows. Glad he was claimed I DID NOT NEED ANOTHER HORSE
piecemaker

 

[backyardmenagerie]

Title of ad: Riders for sale - $11111 (Joplin) pic






Turns out it's for lawn mowers. Being a horse person, that's not what came to mind

 

[Zephyr Farms]

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Same here!

 

[jennifersmith326]

chicks or eggs - $1 (french marans)

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Date: 2011-04-04, 9:37AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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when i started looking for marams everyone post was wade jeane stock. so i start out to find wade jeane and i found he still oversee My Dark Eggs stock. So i bought all my stock from my dark eggs$100.00 dz.
For sale chicks or eggs at a price you can afford. Blue ,Black copper. I am not in this for the money. My grandson love chickens and that what in this for. I want to get him into showing birds and i wanted the best.
I also have red or blk stars same chicks or eggs. Call or email on price.

 

[kuntrygirl]

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WHAT? HUH?

 

[jennifersmith326]

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WHAT? HUH?

It confused me so.

 

[kuntrygirl]

NEED HELP

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Date: 2011-04-05, 1:11PM CDT
Reply to: @craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Help i need 50,000 dollars to pay medical bills for my family, everybody got sick and died in the last year, father in law and grandmother, we are broke and the hospital, doctors, and funeral home are all needing money i dont have so if you have an extra bucks it sure would help
thanks


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[debilorrah]

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I may have to contact them to see if that worked.

 

[The Funky Chicken Dunce]

I love these things, seriously someone should create a book of the worst/funniest posts on Craigslist. There sure are enough of them