Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Matthew3590]

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lololol

 

[SpringChickens]

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That was absolutely hilarious!!! I have to repost to ensure that Bob lives on in perpetuity.

Meet our man Bob #1. He was a sweet child, our only boy, and the biggest of all our 12 Bobs. Once the prodigal son, Bob’s good fortune has taken a turn and he’s at the threshold of a brand new chapter in his E-True-Hollywood story.

Don’t let Bob’s shabby shape fool you. Yes, he has been plucked half bald in a vicious pseudo-feminist revolution of hen-pecking beat-down at the hands (beaks) of his former harem. And Yes, he pretty much had it coming as he’s not exactly suave and tender with the ladies. Yes again- the tips of all of his funny-named red facial features are rounded off stubby from a -35F frostbite. But fear not any false advertising when I tell you that his face looks better than ever after fully healing from the frostbite- and many Well-To-Do fowl are spending good money on the same cosmetic procedure Bob got for free this winter. Also, Bob comes from a very proud Old-Mill Feed Store bloodline, and in his recent segregation is already on the road to recovering his once dashing and handsome Barred-Rock plume. Plus, He’s almost 1 year old- He’s a big ol’ guy- and he can crow with the best of em’.

I could tell you what a joy Bob is to be around, but he’s not exactly a gracious host or neighbor. Having said that, those who are at all familiar with the social graces of roosters would agree that he’s no worse than a 4 on a scale of 1 to10 when it comes to being an aggressive jerk or a torturer of small children. Maybe a 5. A 6 at the absolute worst, but only towards certain randomly selected people that he may hold an arbitrary personal grudge against. Seriously, I’ve had much meaner roosters and I honestly rate him a 4 on the A-hole scale.

Bob is free to a good home. I wish I could say that we love Bob and are prepared to conduct thorough background checks to insure that Bob is going to retire as the herd-cock on some heavenly poultry retirement farm. But the truth is, life around our chicken coop is so magnificently harmonious since Bob’s excommunication to the garden plot that there is no going home for Bob. Our garden plot is soon to become a garden and our man Bob, sadly, must GO. Bob is free to a marginal home. Bob is free to a bad home. Bob is free to you if you would discreetly decide to boil, bake, or fry him, train your bird dogs with him, or use him for some type of Mythbuster’s experiment. May the Good Lord be with our dear brother Bob, but it won’t be here.

Step up and give our Bob a shot. Think of all the sadists and perverts trolling the internet who are sure to read this ad in the very near future, and what types of sinister plans they might come up with for Bob’s unnecessary and cruel demise. Bob’s life is in YOUR hands. Ask yourself, What Rooster Would Jesus Save? Help me Obi-won-Kanobi, you’re Bob’s only hope. For the love of Bob, CALL TODAY!​

 

[featherz]

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Ok that is TOO cool. I wish I could write like that, I'd have my roos gone in an instant!!! LOL.

 

[kuntrygirl]

Found female non-pure pyreness (Ville Platte, La.)

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Date: 2011-06-07, 7:20PM CDT
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Found white female non-pure bred great pyrenees dog. Found near Weelo's grocery. Now just hanging around Prudhomme lane. She had a blue and light blue collar. Dog does not have the extra dewclaw on the outside of hind legs.
Please come and get her she is bothering all of our neighbors. She does not stay in yard.



•Location: Ville Platte, La.
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2427302472​

 

[Chickenrandomness]

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hey, thats under gulfport Mississipi! i used to live there when i was 2!

 

[The Wolf Queen]

I love how its written but I feel bad for him. I sure hope he gets a good home

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[The Wolf Queen]

huh

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http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/wan/2427719975.html

 

[thebirdguy]

1 yr old lopso opso (pocatello)

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Date: 2011-06-08, 12:18AM MDT
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I have a dog that needs a forever home he is a good dog but is very protective of his owner. He is free i just want him to have a good home we are moving and can not take him with us. He needs a home that is quite and no cats. He does take a little time to get used to another dog. If you are interested give me a call or text at

 

[ChickenDreamer]

A variety of poultry
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Date Listed 30-May-11
Last Edited 30-May-11
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We have a variety of poultry we need to get rid of, because of problems with the neighbors. All birds are standards. There are some rare breeds.
Buff Wyandotte rooster, Buff orpington rooster, Americana rooster (blue/green egg genes), White and red silky bantam roosters, Partridge silky/cochen rooster (green egg genes), Welsummer rooster, Naked neck rooster, Belguim qual, Black aupsterlorps rooster, Cuckoo maran rooster. Most birds are from eastern ontario. The hens are available if the price is right. Or trade for polish hens. Contact John. More pictures coming soon.



So to which parent can we attribute the green egg genes?

 

[ChickenDreamer]

fancy Chicken pairs/trios
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Date Listed 05-Jun-11
Price $60.00
Address Ontario K0C, Canada
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veriety of different chickens some pairs some trios. Aracucana, jersey giants, polish,silkies,cochins, bar rock, road idland, frizzel roaster, mille fleur, 60 a pair 75$ per trio