Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Momagain1]

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around here...we get fined if our tenants DONT mow the grass..
so then it falls on us and we have to go do it..otherwise the city does it at a rate of
$500 an hour..NOT KIDDING...

 

[Heathero617]

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LOL I'll buy that car! AND i wont tell his wife. >cross my heart<

 

[Dybael]

Young chicks for sale. I believe that they are Silverlake Wyealett ( sorry i do not know how to spell it). Well if your interested, please email or call [number]. Thanks.

http://boston.craigslist.org/sob/grd/2451022726.html

... Silverlake Wyealett? Really?

 

[Heathero617]

I used to scan CL for entertainment but have not done so in a long time. I decided to make myself giggle if i could after going thru this thread. Sure enough, after only a few minutes, came across one that made me snicker.
Have to love the "flexability" and knowlege of "spell check" of some who are seriously looking for or offering things for sale. I have to say though, since being involved with freecycle for quite a few years, there is 1 particular gal in my current group who really REALLY makes me almost vomit with how illiterate she comes off with her posts. I'm not a great speller, but for the love of Pete....words like "want, need, have....etc" are some of the simplest words to spell. Even my 4 year old can spell some words she consistantly screws up!


I want a mustang - $2000 (greeneville)

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Date: 2011-06-20, 4:23PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I want a mustang v6 or gt dont care most be good car >number removed<

 

[Heathero617]

1990 Mazda B2200 ***Must Sell Today*** - $450 (Bristol)

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Date: 2011-06-20, 3:37PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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1990 Mazda B2200 5spd with 193K miles. No AC and smokes. Has to go today, would make a good work or farm truck. Title in Hand. $450 Firm. If interested please call or text


YAY lets all run out and buy the truck that has no ac and smokes in the midst of a heat wave!!!!

 

[Heathero617]

Sorry for so many posts, just when i think i'm going to close the site, something catches my eye...i'm going to jump on the phone right this instant, call the "cat man" about his monkey >giggle<

free monkey good home (hampton)

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Date: 2011-06-20, 6:00PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Free monkey to a good home black in one male very friendly just call and ask for cat man number is

 

[HHandbasket]

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Yes. Many homeowners who rent out nicer homes in areas where there is an HOA would prefer to include lawn service so the home continues to meet the neighborhood's standards of curb appeal/home appearance. I think the individual who placed this ad was just making it clear that they would not be providing that service.

 

[PamB]

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I just don't understand this....GOOGLE IT for goodness sake and get the spelling right. Geez...it isn't that hard.

 

[Dybael]

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I tried googling "Silverlake Wyealett" and got nothing remotely chicken-related, so I was going to post something like "Maybe they were so wrong that even Google couldn't help them."

Then I tried "Silverlake Wyealett chicken" and got a suggestion for Silver-Laced Wyandotte. Well, nevermind then. I suspect it might be impossible to be so wrong that Google can't help.

 

[Cowgirl71]

1 jersey/ Gernzie Heifer (close to springfield)
Date: 2011-06-13, 6:06PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
about a year old, good and gentle xxx-xxx-xxxx

* Location: close to springfield
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2438741694

He must mean "Guernsey"...