Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[classicsredone]

FREE GIANT BOX- CAN PROVIDE HOURS OF ENDLESS FUN TO YOU & YOUR FRIENDS (Davis)
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/zip/2506250228.html
Date: 2011-07-21, 1:36PM PDT
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I have an amazing box. The best box ever in existence. A lot of boys have tried to get in my box the past, but I have refused. Unfortunately, those days are over. I need to get rid of my spectacular box.

I don't care what you do with my box! Do whatever you want with it. Anything your heart desires.

I would value this box at $6,997 because my box is like a temple- beautiful, majestic and hard to get into. It is also in very high demand. HOWEVER, I am going to be generous and GIVE IT UP FOR FREE! You just need to pick it up from me.

The only reason I am doing this is because our recycling bin is full- we are lazy college students and forgot to put it out on the curb Monday night.

I included a picture of the box as well as pictures that provide ideas as to what you may do with said box. You can pick the box up from me any time tomorrow. This is a BIG box, not for the weak of heart.


**Check out the pictures for this one. They're just as good.

 

[FarmCoe]

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[classicsredone]

I wish!

Jedi Needed To Induce Labor
Date: 2011-06-15, 5:35PM EDT
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I am nearing towards my due date and I am miserable. My child is about 9 lbs now and I still have 2 weeks to go.
I was hoping that tonight's full moon will do the trick, but this child is as snug as a bug in my uterus.

I'm looking for someone who possesses Jedi powers to use their mind tricks on my child to convince him to come early. The sooner the better.

If you are a master in the way's of the Jedi please help me deliver this child! Many thanks and may the force be with you!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wma/2442771514.html​

 

[mama24]

LOL. Doesn't she know those weight guesstimates aren't accurate? My doc told me my 2nd baby was about 7-8lbs at 38 weeks. He was born like 2 days later 9lbs 4oz! I have a friend whose doc scheduled a c-sec b/c they said the baby was already 10lbs. Her baby was only 6lbs something and was in the NICU for days due to prematurity!

 

[Lothiriel]

Maybe it's just me... but $225 seems like an awful expensive goat! Around here we could get one for approx. $75.

$225 (Newfane)

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Date: 2011-07-21, 6:01PM EDT
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Lamancha doe for sale. Very friendly follows you around the pasture. She is registered and disbudded. Trained to walk on a leash. Would make great pet or 4h project. My camera is not working right not so i do not have pictures. If interested please call Casey at xxx-xxx-xxxx TO GOOD HOME ONLY!!!!!!!

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/grd/2506409058.html

And here's one that GAVE INFO!!

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/grd/2505063923.html​

 

[Lothiriel]

I don't want to sell this but my wide is making me! - $175

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Date: 2011-07-19, 12:59PM EDT
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Collectors worthy 1972 tractor . So I finally find a beautiful lawn tractor and had it practically given to me for $250 she dose not like it because it has a clutch . I can't win ! She wants a new hydraulic push one .

P.s last owner waxed the paint and hood . Thats what caught my attention the first time i saw it . First $165 takes it . Has to be out today . No exceptions she says .

I just had to laugh...​

 

[debilorrah]

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http://buffalo.craigslist.org/grd/2506409058.html

And here's one that GAVE INFO!!

http://buffalo.craigslist.org/grd/2505063923.html

La Mancha goat $100, doe $125, registered $225. Makes sense to me.

 

[debilorrah]

I often comment on the ones that DO make sense, however, I absolutely LOVE all the goofy CL ads you people fine.

 

[sgtmom52]

Darn, can't see the pictures ~ the listing was flagged.

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[Theeggboxtoo]

Goat Puppies
these puppies are eaten done been wormed and shots ready to go new homes call **********

http://bham.craigslist.org/grd/2507694118.html