Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[conny63malies]

Here are a few of myfavs.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/959524784.html

and the good old guinea fowl ad
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/933339437.html

 

[coldupnorth]

fence - $20 (cloquet)

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Date: 2011-09-27, 3:56PM CDT
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white grand view fence 43x21 panels
have 3 panels
4 galvanized steaks
bought from menards


Wonder how those steaks are on the grill? Kinda tough I'm guessing

 

[Joz]

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/grd/2624371493.html

Polished Silkie Rooster chicken - $20 (Old Jefferson)
Date: 2011-09-29, 5:39PM CDT

Polished Silkie Rooster for sale. Good health. About 5 months old.

$20

 

[LegginMF12]

My daughter listed a car on craigs list for my dad. Asking $500 as it had a fule delivery problem. @0 min after the ad was out a very young lady with a baby came to see it. My dad sold it to her for $400.00 (he's so nice that way). Now the fun part. Nice young lady leaves to get money and someone to bring her to pick up car. Meanwhile a man calls and is told it's sold. This is the conversation M= the man D = my daughter.

RING RING!
D- Hello
M- Hi I'm calling about the car for sale
D- I'm sorry it's already been sold.
M - But the ad just came out, I'll give you $600.00 for the car.
D- I'm sorry it's already been sold.
M- oh, o.k. Bye.

RING RING
D Hello
M- look ,I really want that car I will give you $750.00 for it.
D- I already told you it has been sold.
M- I am offering you $750.00 for the car and you won't take it? Why won't you sell me the car?
D- BECAUSE IT'S ALREADY SOLD.
M- Fine!

RING RING
D- Hello
M It's me again, I will give you $1000.00 for the car
D- For the last #%^ time It's already sold.
M so you won't take $1000.00 for it.
D- NO!
M- Fine you darn C%$#, If you were the last B%%$# on earth I wouldn't buy a car from you!
D Promise?
M-You can shove that car up your a@@.
D- What I would really like to do is shove it up yours. Since You're such a big a@@hole I'm sure it would fit!. This happened on Tuesday. Man some peoples children!

 

[LegginMF12]

Quote:
How do you polish them. I wanna polish my chickens! He doesn't look very shiny, was he just polished? LOL

 

[LegginMF12]

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/grd/2616955144.html


How may goats equal a herd?

Wanted goats to equal a herd
Date: 2011-09-30, 10:40AM PDT
Reply to:
WANTED HERD OF GOATS TO PURCHASE HOPING TO FIND SOME HEALTHY, GOATS THAT ARE FOR SALE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHERE YOU ARE LOCATED AT FOR PURCHASING THANKS....

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PostingID: 2616955144

 

[N&MSchroeder]

Quote:
How do you polish them. I wanna polish my chickens! He doesn't look very shiny, was he just polished? LOL

chicken polishing!

Does the chicken come with a manual to ensure upkeep?

 

[oneofseven]

Quote:
How do you polish them. I wanna polish my chickens! He doesn't look very shiny, was he just polished? LOL

Turtle wax usually does the job. It makes the flight feathers more aeordynamic.

 

[Lothiriel]

Quote:
How do you polish them. I wanna polish my chickens! He doesn't look very shiny, was he just polished? LOL

Turtle wax usually does the job. It makes the flight feathers more aeordynamic.

Ok.. So I actually read that post totally wrong... ''Polished'' as in being part Polish chicken... I just got it when you guys started talking about polishing it with wax!

 

[E.M. Silkies]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/wat/grd/2608506350.html

Yes I would love a "Homade" tractor. Not.



Tractor - Homade - $250 (Dallas)

Date: 2011-09-30, 2:45PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Home made tract - needs some work to finish - 770 943 7878

Location: Dallas
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