Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[kuntrygirl]

free trampoline

[rule]Date: 2012-03-15, 9:37PM EDT [rule] Ok, here's the deal- This is a FREE trampoline. It had the enclosure netting and worked fine, although the padding and plastic around all of the springs had weathered and got shredded pretty well. Over the course of the winter (I think the week before the super bowl that we had a day with such strong winds), the trampoline was literally lifted out of our back yard over our 5' fence (and maybe not quite lifted fully because it knocked the corner post) and blew it into our neighborhood pond. What you may do is use a very long rope or something to get it out of the pond from the road as I cannot permit you to drive in someone else's yard as it was carried into the pond 2 lots over. Once it is out of the pond, you may disassemble it and carry it out. If this is of any interest to you, please let me know and I'll give you further details.

• Location: Indy
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

[griffinkid02]

Maybe one of the dogs is named "BROWN" and the other dog is named "EGGS", thus BROWN EGGS and they each are being sold for $1.00, making it a total of $2.00?

http://lafayette.craigslist.org/wan/2921133911.html
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Picked????? Really? I know the old folks will call them "Hen Fruit" but really? ( I know that it could just be shorthand for 'picked up' but still. It's a funny mental image)

 

[pips&peeps]

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I wish over half my birds were laying two eggs a day!!!!!!!!

 

[Aeropennchick]

They should get in touch with this guy:


WANTED CHICKENS - $3 (ASPERS (ADAMS COUNTY))


Date: 2012-05-07, 8:09PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]


wanted chickens or peeps

• Location: ASPERS (ADAMS COUNTY)
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3002269651

 

[zzGypsy]

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Yes there didn't seem to be any thing wrong with them at all or i wouldn't have gotten them. I went back to the guys house and he was not there he wont take my calls but i can't think of what could have been wrong with them.

the fellow here locally we buy chicks from says they had a round of this early this spring - a particular batch of chicks hatched fine, but many were dead within a day and most within 3 days... had chicks from that batch go to 4 or 5 buyers and they all had the same experience. they researched back and found they were in the incubator when they had a 4-hour power outage. his theory is that the outage was enough to cool the eggs in the incubator enough to weaken the developing chicks, but not prevent the hatch. I had 5 chicks from that hatch, 1 dead the first day, 3 more dead within 3 days. the 5th chick seems to be doing fine.

aside from that, I think guinea keats are extremely fragile the first few days. last year I bought keats at the local feed store - picked the healthiest looking jumping spry ones. on the way home (about 50 minutes) I lost 3 of 10 before I got home... had 2 more I thought were going to die, sluggish and floppy, but when I got them under the heat lamp, they recovered. I think they simply cannot tollerate the temperature variation in the first few days... don't know how this works when shipping them.

 

[oddbirdranch]

***CAW-CAW!!! BIG ole bird CAGE!!!! (Carlsbad)

Date: 2012-05-10, 4:05PM PDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]




Hi there. We purchased this cage for our late African Red Belly parrot. Poor little guy... *sigh* He didnt make it.

We bought this cage for around $300.00, but from what I understand, its worth at least $800. We are asking $150 (USD - no pesos), FIRM. Its not enough to mend our broken hearts, but its enough to partially mend the hole in our wallet from buying this cage, years past.

This BIG cage measures 24"L x 24"W x 52"H, (41"H cage only, minus stand & casters) so you can imagine it is suitable for larger birds, and even roomy enough for medium sized children, although I wouldnt recommend attempting to house a Bald Eagle or Full grown Falcon in this cage.

This cage comes with 2 feeding bowls, 1 manzanita perch, and 1 other perch made from another really cool sounding wood, and of course, the slide out tray to clean Captain Ahabs parrots feces.

So go ahead and fly on over and pick up this magnificent cage. Your birds, or birds to be, will chirp with joy!

To see other items I am liquidating, type "CBad Sale" in the search bar. Thanks for looking!

~~ LOL

 

[orumpoultry]

"or small children"

Maybe I could lock my nephew up!

 

[orumpoultry]

This person can't decide how much they sell their eggs for...


Chicks-Rhode Island Red-Black Australorps-White Leg Horn-Barred Rocks (Porter, Tx)


Date: 2012-05-11, 4:22PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]


I have over 60 baby chicks available- Black Australorp, Barred Rocks, White Leghorn and Rhode Island Reds
These chicks were hatched out of my own stock of chickens.
You can pick them out.
Priced according to age, they are 1 day to 3 weeks old from $3.00 to $3.50.
I do not have any hens, pullets for sale at this time.
I do have fresh yard eggs $3.00 dz I will sell fertile eggs upon request. Give me a couple days notice
in advance. $6.00 dz

Look Here!!! Fresh Eggs - $2 (Porter)

Date: 2012-05-11, 4:23PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
I offer Fresh Eggs $1.50 !!!!! from the chickens I raise in my back yard.
These chickens are free range. They are not cooped up in a 2x2 cage.
I have white and brown eggs. $1.50!!!!!Call or text to set up a time and place to meet.(8xxxxxxxxxx
Or you can come by and pick them up.

-- In both ads they have pictures with the egg prices... vary anywhere from 1.50 - 3 for a dozen fresh eggs.

ETA - these are also listed by this seller as Golden Laced Sebrites... Pretty sure these are buffs, and NOT sebrites.

 

[anbsmom]

"or small children"

Maybe I could lock my nephew up!

i can think of several children that would be perfect for this cage...

 

[Red&Yellow]

Sebrin Bantam Chicks - $4 (Frederick Md)

Date: 2012-05-13, 1:38PM EDT
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX [Errors when replying to ads?]

I have 7 chicks now and I will be having 10 next week. I would like to start getting people that are interested in the chiks now so when they hatch you can come get them the nexted day. If interested please email me.





Pretty sure they meant Sebrights.....And come on. Just a tiny bit of spelling mistakes? Either you didn't take enough time, or you're just lazy.