Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[kuntrygirl]

Black must be their favorite color.

looking for black hens wanted

Date: 2012-09-26, 8:30PM CDT
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looking for blacks hens not sure the breed they just black just want hens dont want no pairs hit me up a price im in the abbevile marice area let me no what u got
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[Nelson-90]

Umm ~ what kind of crafts would you make with used bras?

thats just wrong

 

[Nelson-90]

Black must be their favorite color.

mmmmm wonder what kinda of hen thei are talking about

 

[Sunksschicken]

http://york.craigslist.org/zip/3298588105.html

 

[Sallysec]

"I think I have a taker for all my poo!
Thank you to the person who responded, not with 'where are you?' [ NEWBURGH is in th ad, people] or 'What's your address?' [how about a conversation first???] or 'I know the manure is free, but I'm not willing to spend $1.50 on a bucket- even if you return my money when I return your bucket' Seriously??? This stuff would cost you 10 bucks in a store...

It's all fresh, put it in the garden now for spring plantings, or compost it. It's one of the best things you can add to soil. I have too much.. I don't even know what to do with it!

It's only free if you bring a bucket to trade. If you don't have a bucket, please bring $1.50 to cover the cost of my bucket. I'll return the money if you bring my bucket back.
Come get some every week! heck..every day... take all you want! They'll make more!


Location: Newburgh
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I had to look when the title said "manure of chicken semi-claimed"

 

[Missa Chickabee]

Just notice thread and dropped in. Not a chicken ad, but.....

Perhaps this is my favorite Craigslist anything. It's a youtube answer to an ad.

 

[kuntrygirl]

Free chicken wire (Lafayette)

Date: 2012-10-02, 2:41PM CDT
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whoa! free chicken wire.
use it to pen small dogs, pet guinea pigs, small children
just not chickens...

It's already stapled to stakes... CONVENIENT!!!
just hammer it into the ground.
It's 3ft tall and 20ft long. I think.
Not tall enough to keep in rebellious teenagers, or chickens.
completely useless against chickens...

Email me if you want it and I'll put it out by the front
so you can pick it up.
I don't even have to be there!!!

Wear gloves, because tetanus.
Location: Lafayette
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[Nelson-90]

tetanus are you kidding me

 

[cassie]

Quote:
Wearing gloves when handling stuff that is contaminated with soil and that can cause puncture wounds is excellent advice. Tetanus germs live in the soil, and tetanus is a nasty disease with a high mortality rate. Most people are vaccinated for tetanus, but no vaccine is 100% effective.

 

[Nelson-90]

Wearing gloves when handling stuff that is contaminated with soil and that can cause puncture wounds is excellent advice. Tetanus germs live in the soil, and tetanus is a nasty disease with a high mortality rate. Most people are vaccinated for tetanus, but no vaccine is 100% effective.

mmmmm ok makes sense