Oh dear.

[CrazyFowlFreak]

I just found a clutch of eggs that have to be at least three months old under the lawnmower trailer! The hen that laid them has been gone for three months. If I touch them they'll explode, right?

I have no clue how to move them or dispose of them. Any ideas? I'll make DH do the dirty deed!

 

[Sir Birdaholic]

Sounds like a shovel is called for. After 3 months outside, more than likely, their insides are dried out, but,..... just in case,..... use the shovel!

 

[Alicia G]

If your afraid of the smell, dump Cat litter on them, then scoop it up with a shovel. It worked for me at least

 

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crack them open and take a pic!

 

[Balefire]

Call that guy from the TV-Show "Dirty Jobs" and let him take care of that mess

 

[Godsgrl]

Can you just shovel dirt over them, and bury them there? I wouldn't want to chance moving them.

 

[I have WHAT in my yard?]

That old they probably won't stink any more.

I threw them down a fox hole! The fox moved away!!

 

[CrazyFowlFreak]

You all are so much fun! :lol DH poked them with a shovel today and they didn't explode, so there is that.

When we still had ducks, they were laying them under the chicken coop in the mud and I didn't know. DS found them one day after I had declared they were lazy freeloaders who weren't laying eggs.

He poked them with a shovel and three exploded. OMG, what a stink! Probably worse than a 14 day old Zombie!

 

[WoodlandWoman]

If it happens again, you can also use a plastic bag. Just open it up and put it over the eggs. At least if they explode, it will be inside the bag.

 

[yankeedoodle300]

Iheartchicks<3

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crack them open and take a pic!

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