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You mean he did that to all them blackbirds????
You mean he did that to all them blackbirds????
OH Imp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My dear Mama,
and I say that with all the condensation it deserves.
How dare you call MY Chloe "
My dear Mama,
and I say that with all the condensation it deserves.
How dare you call MY Chloe "
That big hen
" I see her a statuesque vision of loveliness, enveloped on gossamer feathers. Her innocent soul sings to my heart to beat a little faster (and my wings a little too).
"
" I see her a statuesque vision of loveliness, enveloped on gossamer feathers. Her innocent soul sings to my heart to beat a little faster (and my wings a little too).
"
She's a user
" I think not Mom
Gossip around the yard is that my doughy Chloe has a hankering for a little naked neck(ing), along with the food. Trust ME, I know!
As far as the rest of the luscious ladies, Mother
with their large ladylike bits & pieces. They tire of Thor. Did you know they giggle & call him "Thor the hen" behind his tail. BTW- it was a yard wide conspiracy to take him out of commission, by breaking his leg.
They whisper sweet nothings to me. Things like "Impy da man" & "Oh, baby flap your wings at me!"
How do you like that? missy
So stop interupting my moves LADY!
Impy- or is there another reasons you keep running out to me?
Sorry, I'm just not that into you.
" I think not Mom
As far as the rest of the luscious ladies, Mother
They whisper sweet nothings to me. Things like "Impy da man" & "Oh, baby flap your wings at me!"
How do you like that? missy
So stop interupting my moves LADY!
Impy- or is there another reasons you keep running out to me?
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So Imps a few sandwiches short of a picinic huh??
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Not the brightest bulb on the tree...
So Imps a few sandwiches short of a picinic huh??
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Not the brightest bulb on the tree...
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My dear Mama,
and I say that with all the condensation it deserves.
How dare you call MY Chloe "
My dear Mama,
and I say that with all the condensation it deserves.
How dare you call MY Chloe "
That big hen
" I see her a statuesque vision of loveliness, enveloped on gossamer feathers. Her innocent soul sings to my heart to beat a little faster (and my wings a little too).
"
*choking*
" I see her a statuesque vision of loveliness, enveloped on gossamer feathers. Her innocent soul sings to my heart to beat a little faster (and my wings a little too).
"
She's a user
" I think not Mom
Gossip around the yard is that my doughy Chloe has a hankering for a little naked neck(ing), along with the food. Trust ME, I know!
As far as the rest of the luscious ladies, Mother
with their large ladylike bits & pieces. They tire of Thor. Did you know they giggle & call him "Thor the hen" behind his tail. BTW- it was a yard wide conspiracy to take him out of commission, by breaking his leg.
They whisper sweet nothings to me. Things like "Impy da man" & "Oh, baby flap your wings at me!"
How do you like that? missy
So stop interupting my moves LADY!
Impy- or is there another reasons you keep running out to me?
Sorry, I'm just not that into you.
" I think not Mom
As far as the rest of the luscious ladies, Mother
They whisper sweet nothings to me. Things like "Impy da man" & "Oh, baby flap your wings at me!"
How do you like that? missy
So stop interupting my moves LADY!
Impy- or is there another reasons you keep running out to me?
*choking*
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My dear Mama,
and I say that with all the condensation it deserves.
How dare you call MY Chloe "
That big hen
" I see her a statuesque vision of loveliness, enveloped on gossamer feathers. Her innocent soul sings to my heart to beat a little faster (and my wings a little too).
"
Okay, that's it I'm taking 4 Tums for nausea and going to bed.
" I see her a statuesque vision of loveliness, enveloped on gossamer feathers. Her innocent soul sings to my heart to beat a little faster (and my wings a little too).
"
She's a user
" I think not Mom
Gossip around the yard is that my doughy Chloe has a hankering for a little naked neck(ing), along with the food. Trust ME, I know!
As far as the rest of the luscious ladies, Mother
with their large ladylike bits & pieces. They tire of Thor. Did you know they giggle & call him "Thor the hen" behind his tail. BTW- it was a yard wide conspiracy to take him out of commission, by breaking his leg.
They whisper sweet nothings to me. Things like "Impy da man" & "Oh, baby flap your wings at me!"
How do you like that? missy
So stop interupting my moves LADY!
Impy- or is there another reasons you keep running out to me?
Sorry, I'm just not that into you.
" I think not Mom
As far as the rest of the luscious ladies, Mother
They whisper sweet nothings to me. Things like "Impy da man" & "Oh, baby flap your wings at me!"
How do you like that? missy
So stop interupting my moves LADY!
Impy- or is there another reasons you keep running out to me?
Okay, that's it I'm taking 4 Tums for nausea and going to bed.
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As cold as it is outside, if he has any sense he's snuggled up to a coupla hens right now....his OWN hens.
Just throwing this out there:
ALL hens are my hens.
Impy- When you got it flaunt it!
As cold as it is outside, if he has any sense he's snuggled up to a coupla hens right now....his OWN hens.
Just throwing this out there:
ALL hens are my hens.
Impy- When you got it flaunt it!
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Hey! Where's the button to report my own rooster???
Quote:
My dear Mama,
and I say that with all the condensation it deserves.
How dare you call MY Chloe "
My dear Mama,
and I say that with all the condensation it deserves.
How dare you call MY Chloe "
That big hen
" I see her a statuesque vision of loveliness, enveloped on gossamer feathers. Her innocent soul sings to my heart to beat a little faster (and my wings a little too).
"
I love this guy...
" I see her a statuesque vision of loveliness, enveloped on gossamer feathers. Her innocent soul sings to my heart to beat a little faster (and my wings a little too).
"
She's a user
" I think not Mom
Gossip around the yard is that my doughy Chloe has a hankering for a little naked neck(ing), along with the food. Trust ME, I know!
As far as the rest of the luscious ladies, Mother
with their large ladylike bits & pieces. They tire of Thor. Did you know they giggle & call him "Thor the hen" behind his tail. BTW- it was a yard wide conspiracy to take him out of commission, by breaking his leg.
They whisper sweet nothings to me. Things like "Impy da man" & "Oh, baby flap your wings at me!"
How do you like that? missy
So stop interupting my moves LADY!
Impy- or is there another reasons you keep running out to me?
Sorry, I'm just not that into you.
" I think not Mom
As far as the rest of the luscious ladies, Mother
They whisper sweet nothings to me. Things like "Impy da man" & "Oh, baby flap your wings at me!"
How do you like that? missy
So stop interupting my moves LADY!
Impy- or is there another reasons you keep running out to me?
I love this guy...
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A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Not the brightest bulb on the tree...
Impy's making a list. A very serious list. And mr. birdaholic, you're on it too.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Not the brightest bulb on the tree...
Impy's making a list. A very serious list. And mr. birdaholic, you're on it too.
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