Ok how about country sayings???

[duckinnut]

She was angrier than a pig on a diet

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Butter my butt an call me a biscuit...

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Choppin in the tall cotton!

 

[Texas Wolf]

Paint me blue and call me babe

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

That boy is all foam and no beer!

 

[Texas Wolf]

Quicker than a lady at a bar

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Bout as sharp as bowling ball

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

That boy is all foam and no beer!

Thats a good one I will be using...

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Ya, I know!

 

[Henny peeny]

very cool,

Rhayden