Ok how about country sayings???

[Texas Wolf]

NC

 

[yinepu]

Grinning like a skunk in a briar patch

 

[oldrooster]

As fine as frogs hair. a pig in a poke.

 

[Chick N Haus]

I eat honey on my peas
dun it all my life
peas taste funny
but keeps 'em on my knife

Spring is sprung
the grass is ris
I wonder where them flowers is
The robin sung
but he froze his