Okay, this was really funny. LOL.

[Zinnia-Hen]

ray's two cents :

That's awesome! I have no idea where any of the places mentioned are, it was just a funny joke.

Sounds south American to me, for some reason.

There's a San Jose in the Carribean somewhere, so you're close.

BTW, I have an air traffic control joke too, but it may or may not be so BYC friendly. It's just a curse word but it's not really the actual thing, so I don't know whether I should post it or not...

 

[Fierlin1182]

Quote:

There's a San Jose in the Carribean somewhere, so you're close.

BTW, I have an air traffic control joke too, but it may or may not be so BYC friendly. It's just a curse word but it's not really the actual thing, so I don't know whether I should post it or not...

Just block out the curse word with stars. That's what I usually do.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

ray's two cents :

Quote:

There's a San Jose in the Carribean somewhere, so you're close.

BTW, I have an air traffic control joke too, but it may or may not be so BYC friendly. It's just a curse word but it's not really the actual thing, so I don't know whether I should post it or not...

Just block out the curse word with stars. That's what I usually do.

Meh, true. It's just a certain type of plane (*cough* A Fokker *Cough *Cough) that sounds like you know what and used in place of a curse word.

I think it'll be okay though.

 

[Fierlin1182]

Quote:
Just block out the curse word with stars. That's what I usually do.

Meh, true. It's just a certain type of plane (*cough* A Fokker *Cough *Cough) that sounds like you know what and used in place of a curse word.

I think it'll be okay though.

I think I know which one it is. There's one on the list about a Fokker.

And hey, I talk about Meet the Fockers enough on here, so you'll be fine.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

ray's two cents :

Quote:
Meh, true. It's just a certain type of plane (*cough* A Fokker *Cough *Cough) that sounds like you know what and used in place of a curse word.

I think it'll be okay though.

I think I know which one it is. There's one on the list about a Fokker.

And hey, I talk about Meet the Fockers enough on here, so you'll be fine.

We'll see.

Mmkay.

 

[Fierlin1182]

Good Lord.

A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked,

"What was your last known position?"

Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."

 

[Fierlin1182]

Cessna 152: "Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred"
Controller: "Roger, contact Houston Space Centre"

(I mean, LOL. I made exactly the same mistake when writing my first movie...

)

(Oh, and here's a good one for those acquainted with the moat

)

Beech Baron: Uh, ATC, verify you want me to taxi in front of the 747.
ATC: Yeah, it's OK. He's not hungry.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

ray's two cents :

Cessna 152: "Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred"
Controller: "Roger, contact Houston Space Centre"

I mean, LOL. I made exactly the same mistake when writing my first movie...

 

[Fierlin1182]

ROFL.

Tower: "Aircraft on final, go around, there's an aircraft on the runway!"
Pilot Trainee: "Roger" (pilot continues approach)
Tower: "Aircraft, I said GO AROUND!!!"!
Pilot Trainee: "Roger"
The trainee doesn't react, lands the aircraft on the numbers, rolls to a twin standing in the middle of the runway, goes around the twin and continues to the taxiway.


Pilot: "Approach, Acme Flt 202, with you at 12,000' and 40 DME."
Approach: "Acme 202, cross 30 DME at and maintain 8000'."
Pilot: "Approach, 202's unable that descent rate."
Approach: "What's the matter 202? Don't you have speed brakes?"
Pilot: "Yup. But they're for my mistakes. Not yours."


Tower: "...and for your information, you were slightly to the left of the centreline on that approach."
Speedbird: "That's correct; and, my First Officer was slightly to the right"



Controller: "FAR1234 confirm your type of aircraft. Are you an Airbus 330 or 340?"
Pilot: "A340 of course!"
Controller: "Then would you mind switching on the two other engines and give me a 1000 feet per minute, please?"

 

[Fierlin1182]

ATC: Alitalia 345 continue taxi holding position 26 South via Tango check for workers along taxiway
AZA: Ali345 Taxi 26 Left via Tango. Workers checked - all are working

(It's enough to make you paranoid, isn't it?

)