I stole this from Facebook. Too funny not to share.
I see people asking about "chicken math", so here's how I broke it down for my friends and family that think I have a "problem"...
Follow this guide to figure out how many chickens you have...
Free chickens don't count
Chicks don't count as they are just fast outdoor dust bunnies
Hens that aren't laying don't count...chickens lay eggs
Roosters don't count because, again, chickens lay eggs
Ornamentals don't count as they are just lawn decor...think plastic pink flamingos
Bantams don't count because they are just big chicks, and chicks are just fast outdoor dust bunnies
A meat bird counts as a negative 1 (-1) because once sent to freezer camp, you have to replace it
Laying hens count as half a chicken because they are basically just a storage facility for eggs ....
so I have 3 chicks, 5 roos, 4 laying hens, 1 male guinea (not a chicken and is male so roo?), a set of ducks (not chickens), 8 ladies in waiting...so I only have 2 chickens...wait, 3 of those roos will go to freezer camp soon, so that would equal out to I have -1 chickens...so I need to buy 2 more just to have one chicken, right?