My guineas never poop on the car, they just go back and forth & watch their reflections where the car is actually clean. Its the goats that damage the car!
 
Ellwood are you going to check out the hens Mike has? if not I am tempted, but only if you are not interested. I need a couple of hens with a nice comb & nice color. I only want them for a few months. I want to work on a rhodebar project.  Pretty pretty birds, but @ $100 a chick from greenfire I just can't bring myself to order a flock of them.
 
Peaches,  do you have a DVD player in the car? If you want I can trade you a couple of teens. I prefer toddlers! Much less dramma & they don't roll their eyes.