Okies in the BYC The Original

[CityClucks]

Yea! smfamf/Shavon is alive and well in Tennessee! But the best part is that she and Okla-Doodle-Doo (Wayne & Brenda) met up and so all is well! I love it when BYC Okies can get together. Doodle sent some photos to share with everyone. (Now we want to see some pics of ke_ben/Kevin and Quenston together in Nevada!)

Okla-Doodle-Doo (Wayne) & Shavon. Look at that handsome fellow in the POOPS shirt!

Mrs. Doodle (Brenda) & Shavon. Brenda is wearing a coat - smart woman!

I appears the Oklahoma weather has reached out to affect out-state-Okies, too! Here are some recent pics of Wayne's place - note the inverted canopy over his deck!

 

[faerielady]

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You're not playing with your new cell phone - you're taking a self-developed training program on upgraded communications technology.

Now THAT'S awesome.

 

[Grace'sDad]

Calera is getting it also.

Grace is under the weather so I took care of the birds today and it started snowing while I was outside.

It is pretty for now but I know it will just be more messy later.

 

[Buster52]

This is a joke forwarded to me by my wife. I have seen something like it before, but never one from my DW.

I wonder if she is trying to tell me something...



AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

NOW I HAVE A $500,000..00 HOME, A $45,000..00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."


MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.


AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS

 

[hoodoo-chicken-man]

morning okies....cold outside.....roosters crowing......sunshine nowhere in sight......truck still broke down......dog wont hang out with......wife is mad at me.......oh god im a redneck......im a heavy metal farmer.........look up heavy metal farmer on you tube.....it sounds so much like who i am and if i was a rockstar that is what i would write.....have fun okies.......cant wait to meet you guys at poops or did it change to coops? i like coops.....poops did confuse me.....lol...i dont know michael but that was awsome.....anyway have fun thought i would say hi before getting back to the shop

 

[Buckguy20]

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I had to think about the trade off but thanks for putting things in perspective. I wouldn't want to be sleeping on a sofa bed. Other than than that, not much difference.

 

[TheBarnSwallow]

woke up to snow flurries, really seems like the Good Lord is shaking His dandruff on us eh? Anyhoot went out to go feed with the kids and we noticed blood coming from Jackson our GP our first inclination was maybe he got a hold of something of our birds, but all birds were accounted for except for the dead chicken we found in the coop(we werent sure she was going to make it through the night she had got her self stuck in the feed bin the other day

any how since all birds were ok we went and walked the property but nothing dead, of course we were wondering what happened because last night he sure was barking and so was our lil dog Dixie...

well come to find out Jackson is bleeding from a wound we noticed the other day, the bottom half of his jaw is swollen and hard like a tennis ball and we thought he might have scraped with a cat or something but now we are not sure and with him carrying on like he was last night and is bleeding from the area of his jaw we have an appointment set up this morning to have him looked at... I m sure he will be fine but man all that blood on his pure white coat really looks bad ...

Jeannie

 

[Buster52]

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I had to think about the trade off but thanks for putting things in perspective. I wouldn't want to be sleeping on a sofa bed. Other than than that, not much difference.

Maybe she was trying to tell me she wants all that stuff and I'm not living up to my part of the deal.

I'm starting to feel a little insecure. She just sent me this one...

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What I Want In A Man! Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9.. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries


What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend



What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

 

[Buster52]

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Sounds like Jackson might have saved some of your critters. Not bad for a puppy.

Three of my dogs were going nuts on the back pasture the other night, and the female GP stood guard outside the chicken coop barking like crazy. I went out to check the next day and found coyote spoor. I'm learning I need to go check when they are actually doing that sort of thing. They ran them off this time, but it might be a fight next time and the lab is only 60 pounds and the boys are big but less than 6 months old.

That's also why I have more than one... Carla's horror stories about her dogs' fights with predators got my attention. Better a lot of dogs to deter than one to fight, or more dogs to assist if there actually is a fight.

 

[fletcherpoultryauction]

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Guys are supposed to trim nose hair???

What about the women? Are they required to also??