Okies in the BYC The Original

[HennyPennies2007]

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Woo-Hoo...I miss hatching! Congrats SC...Sorry Sonya...maybe I don't want an incubator....But..But...I have....MRS. SQUEAKY....broody hen extrordinaire...

Breakfast? I never even thought about breakfast...? AL? I can bring EGGS!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

(*Edited by Hennies, who now realizes posting should be left to trained professionals*)

 

[al6517]

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I will be there very early on Friday, I have allot to do, somebody has to keep me company LOL.

AL

 

[Sonya]

Greybear, I so appreciate the offer...I would take them in a heartbeat, but I've already arranged to get a dozen welsummer and a dozen blue andulasian from okiehen this weekend. My ducks should hatch this weekend and then I'm cleaning the bator and putting the new eggs in! Get right back on that horse!

Sonya

 

[Slightly Cracked]

Deviled eggs would be perfect - if anyone has eggs they aren't putting in the incubator - those are something I like to eat, but am not fond of making.

I LOVE making deviled eggs!! Do you like yours musturdy or miracle whippy? I like mine more on the mustard side, wangy tangy.​

 

[poultryand bees]

I like the mustard tasting deviled eggs the best. My mom used to make them using powdered mustard, sugar and vinegar. Now, I make them using prepared mustard and pickle relish. My challenge is in getting them peeled without destroying the white - I usually try and use the oldest eggs in the refrigerator since those peel the easiest. I add salt to my water when I boil them, but more like a tablespoon instead of a cup of salt. Maybe I just don't use enough.

 

[al6517]

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I LOVE making deviled eggs!! Do you like yours musturdy or miracle whippy? I like mine more on the mustard side, wangy tangy.

if you want to make them I could bring several dozen of eggs for you to make, they have a stove in the clubhouse. let me know.

AL

 

[Teach97]

I could bring a bunch of quail eggs and you could learn new ways to put cuss words together! I won't eat 'em but you will have to beat my boys off of them! Just don't tell them they have mustard

I just put 9 cheesecakes in the oven. Don't y'all wish you were coming to our prom! I don't even want to go to our prom

I figure breakfast will be on your own thing...I 'member a couple folks mentioning something about being growly in the morning! Cereal while camping

I believe that might be a sin...I gotta check the rule book

 

[luvs2garden2000]

Dh wanted me to look this joke up and we sat and LOL'ed our butts off again. We have read this many many times and still CRY!!!!!!!!

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!




Texas Chili Cook Off


INEXPERIENCED CHILI JUDGE

Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting
Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a
judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last
moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking
directions to the beer wagon, when the call came.

I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili
wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free
beer during the tasting. So I accepted."

Here are the scorecards from the event:

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CHILI # 1 MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.

JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.

FRANK: Holy crap, what the heck is this stuff? You could remove dried
paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope
that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

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CHILI # 2 ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI

JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.

JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
seriously.

FRANK: Keep this out of the reach of children I'm not sure what I am
supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to
give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they
saw the look on my face.
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CHILI # 3 FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI

JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.

JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.

FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I
have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now get me more
beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is
in the front part of my chest. I'm getting drunk from all the beer.
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CHILI # 4 BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC

JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.

JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or
other mild foods, not much of a chili.

FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to
taste it, is it possible to burnout taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was
standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. wench is starting to
look HOT, just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an
aphrodisiac?

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CHILI # 5 LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER

JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding
considerable kick. Very Impressive.

JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit
the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can
no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed
paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili
had given me brain damage, Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring
beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off?
It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
Screw those rednecks!
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CHILI # 6 VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY

JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice
and peppers.

JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic.
Superb.

FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous,
sulfuric flames. I crapped myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat
through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that
wench Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips
anymore. I need to wipe my rear with a snow cone!
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CHILI # 7 SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of
chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried
about Judge Number 3, He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is
cursing uncontrollably.

FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't
feel a darn thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like
it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid
unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like crap to match my
damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've
decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it. I'm not getting
any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch
hole in my stomach.
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CHILI # 8 LESTER'S LAST OF THE RED-HOT LOVER'S CHILI

JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all,
not too bold but spicy enough to declare it's existence.

JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor
hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed
out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure
if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a
really hot chili?

 

[al6517]

Check this story out way to funny: another chili tale.

AL

https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=163398

 

[Teach97]

Yup...I was correct. No cereal while camping...it also said somehting about salads being wrong as well...especially those girly ones with pasta...very wrong

True story here...took the entire clan camping. My crew, sister #2 her kid and hubby #2 (since replaced), other sis, and our mom...not sure sis #1 had a loser at that time or not...anyways...my mom had made a fuss about making sure she got salads...I am of the opinion that while camping if it can go over the fire it ain't fit to eat...but heck...I am scared of my mom slightly still plus my sisters said to shut-up...we are gathering for a meal...she looks around and asks what her dressing options are...we said...RANCH! She was dissapointed...we haven't been camping as a group since...not great bonding time for us...

I likes a good pepper as well! Kinda goes with the territory growing as far south as I did.