Okies in the BYC The Original

[Stimpy]

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Hey,

If it weren't for sand burrs, I wouldn't have a lawn at all.

-Stimp-

 

[Buckguy20]

I wish some crafty person would find a use for them and then I could sell all of mine and make a killing.

Be careful building your shed, That wind thing is supposed to happen later on.

Here is a story about two guys building a barn.
I'll call them Teach and Buckguy.
They had been working hard and had the frame work done and were nailing up the side walls. Buck looked over and saw Teach bent over the nail bucket.
He was picking up one nail at a time looking at them and tossing them aside.
Buck asked "What the heck are you doing?" Teach said "most of these nails are no good, so I am throwing the bad ones away."
"What do you mean?" Buck asked.
Teach said "The heads are on the wrong end."
"You idiot" Buck shouted!
"Those nails are for the other side of the barn!"

 

[Teach97]

BUckguy made a funny

I here ya on the weeds being a main part of the lawn. I have tried several times to have a pretty yard but I cannot keep up with the watering! I am convinced inorder to start a lawn out here you gotta have a sprinkler system or be way more dedicated to moving waters than I am!

I hate copy machines! The good one is broke and the old one puts lines and is light and

Makes a feller mad! Okay back to teaching...needed to gripe

 

[Teach97]

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nope...ice cream!

another of my specialties! I think my wife will kill me if I make cheesecakes again so soon!

 

[Buckguy20]

Here is a wierd science fact I bet Teach doesn't even know.

If you were to shrink the solar system down to the size of your body, ( don't laugh I bet Al or Don could do it) with the SUN at the top of your head and PLUTO at your feet, URANUS would be right where you'd think it it'd be!

 

[HennyPennies2007]

Happy Birthday to Stray...
Happy Birthday to Stray...
Happy Birthday to Stray-ay...
Happy Birthday to Stray....
And many more.....

I suddenly realized that I booked my second day at POOPS without consulting my Momsitter.... That could get weird... Then I realized I have 65 peeps coming and could not sleep.... may have to adjust chicken order....I have peeps in the coop and peeps in the office....

 

[Buckguy20]

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You can't do that. You are my incubator until we get the SILVER BULLET up and running.

 

[Sooner]

You guys are just what a sinus headache needs!! I am laughing catching up on the chili only to have coffee coming out my nose about nails.

Henny you got chicks everywhere. Wish I was in your shoes! I am so disappointed that I won't have silkies, Frizzie, Millies, EE's and whatever else I had in there hatching.....although hubby is happy that he won' t have to tend to them while I am at POOPS.

 

[Teach97]

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We will take that as a threat!

Hey...when is the NPIP testing thing? I gotta teach this summer apparently with the little kids...those elementary teachers use such big words and confuse a guy! So anyways...I don't wanna find my card that Iput in a safe place so what is the date for the first time testers in OKC?

 

[TJ's Na-Na]

Gees, what a way to start the day.......barn nails - solar system -
chili - Do we need hard hats for POOPS ???????? LOL

Happy Birthday, Stray !!!!!!!!!!!!

Al, we're planning to let the kids cut school, so should be down
there fairly early Friday with the tables, etc. And, still working
on the list, waiting for the ice maker to land so we can test
drive it, etc. Will have things to add to the food list and the
auction table list. We do have a 5-gallon Igloo thermos.
Should I plan to throw it in and make tea/lemonade, etc. for
dinner?

So far, looks like the weather might just smile on POOPS !
Everyone, hold that thought...........

Have a good one !