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Happy Monday, everyOkie!

Neecy! Thanks for the 'shroom pictures! It looks so cool and dark in there...it's neat to see how you grow them!

I had a class all morning, when I got home and logged on, there was an email from Nifty the BYC administrator - congratulating me on the BYC pic of the week! If you get a chance click on it to see it big- it is of an LF RIR I got in February from Ideal. She was so cute!
 
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I got this email today & decided to share ... hopefully it's not too offensive for anyone here.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.


2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !


3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They want Fries with that ..


4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over TheirCaffeine Addictions,


Switch to Espresso.


5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'


6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.


7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.


8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.


9. Sing Along At The Opera.


10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because Youhave a headache.


11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'


12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'


13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity


14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.




It's Called
.... THERAPY
 
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Thanks Ronnie for the site,
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thanks Carla for reminding me that I can't remember anything anymore!!!
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LOL, Hard day at work, am bushed, got Dakota doing the chores, aren't kids great!!!
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Feet hurt, wife had the day off so she is cooking supper,
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just kicked back to relax, havin Pinto beans, fried taters and cornbread,
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Man it don't get no better!!!
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Lynn
 
38 out of 44 hatched out, not a bad hatch for me
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Now i got a ton of fuzzy butts running around here and need to place them in homes lol. Ill take some over to the neighbors tommarow hen there good and dry and looking like fluffy chicks and not drowned rats.
 
Went out to the chicken coop and one of my broodie jap hens hatched out what appears to be 4 or 5 mutt chicks. She looked at me like she was evil so I left her alone for now. Will probably put her in with the chicks I just hatched once my husband puts the tin on the west side of the coop run. Gotta love those broodie hens.
 
Hey Okes
Jeez... long day.... A fitness trainer from my church is friends with the girl I go with and she has picked me up as a charity case! It is awesome, but there is no shirking! She has helped me alot...just today. I have to do something nice for her... I told her I would do anything she said if she left me alone on the treadmill. My 2 miles is "My time"...crank up some worship or Red Dirt and don't bug me.

I let hennies out to boogie around last night and could not find them. They were not in any of theor ususal hang outs. I freaked out. I yelled, "HENNIES !" as loud as I could and all these little red combs and heads popped up in the wheat.... Dorks! Scared the bejeebers outta me. I have seen Bates combines and balers everywhere today, so I know they are comin' soon....

They say we might get storms...60% chance... why do they do that to storm junkies? Of course we will probably get them since I flooded all my beds to weed over the weekend.

Went to visit my ma and she is doing better....both of us had an emotional weekend for some reason. I hate it when I mention something we used to do and it makes her cry....

Where is everybody?

Thanks for the invite Monty! Do you guys have a big church or are ya short on sponsors? P&Bs, I would not want to cook for all those kiddos! That is really rough.... Mike got to break up a fight in the Tabernacle... that was cool. We had some gorgeous blonde girls in front of us that were wearing white gauze skirts and dark thongs....the boys thought THAT was better than worship... hated to ruin that for em...
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Loved climbing that hill 3 times a day!!! I think they should have left the tabernacle the way it was.... builds character and sweats out hormones!
 
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I just had a big salad, but that sounds wonderful.... I hope my tomatoes do good this year... for once. I don't think my peppers are getting enough sun. Farmin'....'s hard....
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Evening - Dang...I am supposed to be off work! I have been busier than a one legged man at a um well a contest of sorts...
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P&B - You are correct on the buttons they are tough...sorry to just be helping out...I give cornmeal to them as an easy source of energy...not great for growth but will give them energy to stay alive...electrolytes in the water...I only use a ten gallon aquarium for their brooder with a desk lamp inside...gotta be super careful with the water (they can't swim) I also do the boiled egg thing

Monty - I am here! I think...or thought...not sure
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I still need some EE hens, chick cochins and silkies...Oh Carla dear!
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Great baseball news! The boys won their first game! The oldest pitched all innings (5) he was wore out but did an awsome job. He whacked the ball and ran all the bases! (there might have been an error or two on it but I was told it was a homerun
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) The youngest played short and did his share of whacking but kept pop flying it!
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Hey Teach, there is a post of OEGB eggs on the 48 hour egg auction site, this person has like ten different colors and I contacted them and they said $8 a dozen and you pick the color or colors you want, Lynn
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