The deed is done.
I went broomstick since my wrists aren't aching much today and I was sure I knew how to do it that way.
I got everything set up, including making a processing area on my potting sink with a washed and bleached feed bag as it's base and sharpening my best knife. Then I picked him up out of his lonely home in the brooder, which was relatively easy, and carried him into the garden (I had decided that if I pulled his head off I wanted the blood in a useful place instead of in lawn).
Head under the broomstick, feet in my hands, oops, the broomstick slipped out from under my boots.
He was more puzzled then freaked out but I calmed him again, repeated the preparation -- making sure that the broomstick was firmly up against the heels of my muck boots -- and gave a sharp, but not overly-vigorous pull.
I got the expected, vigorous flapping from the spinal cord being severed, but took the precaution of feeling his neck and found a very nice, 3-finger gap just behind his head.
When the flapping was over I carried him over to the processing area, weighing him first.
Live weight: 80.7oz -- 5lbs .7oz.
Dressed weight: 53oz counting feet and giblets -- 3lbs 5oz.
I lost most of the liver due to breaking the gall bladder. He was such a narrow, skinny thing that I could barely get my hand in and I'm not the most practiced chicken-cleaner.
Here are a bunch of photos:
I was strongly reminded why I *really* need a good setup for scalding and plucking.
Not only do I like to eat the skin, I do not find the experience of wrestling feathery skin off a chicken to be even remotely "the easy way". It took me a good 30-45 minutes to get him undressed -- even though I sacrificed the second and third wing joint (which I didn't like doing because the wing is my favorite piece and I feel that if I'm going to kill an animal I should use as much as possible of him).
I don't know if it will work, but I cut his GLORIOUS tail off to salt and, hopefully, preserve. It may or may no work. I may or may not ever use it/the feathers. But it's worth trying.
And here is the proof that I made the right choice. I don't know how much bigger Rameses is in terms of live weight, but he's much broader in the ribs and hips.