One thing your kid(s) did that made you laugh today.

[lkeech]

So I had my husband put some golf balls in the nesting boxes since the girls should be laying any day now. Well he put too many in so I had him take some out. Our 3 year old was with him and when he took them out she started yelling... "Balls, Balls chickens don't lay balls... They lay eggs... Not Balls..." it makes me laugh every time I think about it....

 

[mickey328]

I grabbed my big stainless steel bowl and went out to pull dandelions, cut comfrey oats and clover. When it was full, I was bringing it through the kitchen to the run and DS took a look and said "mmmm...chicken salad" ROFL

 

[member 142084]

This morning I was getting my son dressed. "I wan pay ouside naked?"

me: "What?"

him: "I wanna pay ouside naked."

me: "You want to play outside naked!?"

He shaked his head: "Uh-huh"

me: "No you need to be dressed." I finish dressing him.

He jumps up: "Yay!" He runs to his room and brings out his stuffed dinosaur. "see pay ouside naked."

me: "you named the dinosaur 'naked'?"

him: "uh-huh" big smiles.

O-My-word LOL.

 

[member 142084]

So I had my husband put some golf balls in the nesting boxes since the girls should be laying any day now. Well he put too many in so I had him take some out. Our 3 year old was with him and when he took them out she started yelling... "Balls, Balls chickens don't lay balls... They lay eggs... Not Balls..." it makes me laugh every time I think about it....

You should put random things in the nest and let her find them.... see what happens lol

 

[lkeech]

You should put random things in the nest and let her find them.... see what happens lol

That is a great idea I may have to try that. LOL

 

[member 142084]

My son had a dinosaur b-daycake. He wanted the head. The eyeballs were facing him on the plate. He just stared at it in front of him... then he stabbed the eyes with his fork and didn't take a bite. lol

 

[Rachel96]

Okay, so technically not my kid, but my younger sister.

Just now:

Sister: "Eew! Yuk!" *puts food back in wrapper and hands it to Mum* "How do you EAT that stuff?"
Me: *looks up from BYC* "What is it?"
Sister: "Cheese!"

I guess I can understand it as she's spent most of her life lactose intolerant, but I was still expecting her to say something like, "carob", or "curry", or "beef jerky", or "dried spinach", or SOMETHING a little more disgusting than cheese.

And the other day...

Sister: "Argh! It's a chicken!"
Me: *looks around at the chicken coop we're in* "Um... yeah."
Sister: "Argh! It has a beak!"
Me: "Well, yes." *walks towards her*
Siser: *recoils in horror* "It's so big!"
Me: *sigh* *looks down at bantam in arms*

 

[Texas Wolf]

the way they fell to the ground when I gave em a knuckle sandwich right to the kisser! jk, I don'thave children

 

[LovePolish]

What? Only this many people have posted here? There should be like million posts in this thread already!
I don't have kids (to young for that) but I do have a brother and sister that make me laugh everyday,more then once. To many stories to tell about them,

 

[member 142084]

Just pick a few of the funnist ones, it all for lighthearted reading and humor.

I was visiting a friend today and her 4 year old daughter heads out to the back yard. "Now if you need me you can just call me on my cell phone okay (its a plastic toy). I have it with me all the time because of it." I couldn't keep a straight face, she was so serious about it.