One thing your kid(s) did that made you laugh today.

[member 142084]

the way they fell to the ground when I gave em a knuckle sandwich right to the kisser! jk, I don'thave children

I'd hope not are you sure your not Irish? My grandmother taught me this ole tune to the Irish jig "Well when I was a chicken as nig as a hen me mother she beat me again and again, me father came in and he ordered me out and I up with my fist and I hit him a clout." You sing it really fast by the way.

 

[Texas Wolf]

I'd hope not are you sure your not Irish? My grandmother taught me this ole tune to the Irish jig "Well when I was a chicken as nig as a hen me mother she beat me again and again, me father came in and he ordered me out and I up with my fist and I hit him a clout." You sing it really fast by the way.

I ain't Irish, and cool song! I am no where close to havin kids either.

 

[member 142084]

The way my toddler talks.. 'foofie' = movie; "haighyiyer"= helecopter; "hugau sheen" gumball machine; oh I just want to eat him up way too cute!

 

[Rachel96]

Okay, so this actually happened a couple of days ago...

"Hello, is this the official chicken complaints office? I have a complaint to make about your chicken. It's too friendly."

 

[bluedragonfire]

The way my toddler talks.. 'foofie' = movie; "haighyiyer"= helecopter; "hugau sheen" gumball machine; oh I just want to eat him up way too cute!

When one of my cousins was a toddler, he called motorcycles "motorkikis".

 

[tadpole98]

well, bc i dont actually have children, Imma post something funny my 'babies' did. (chickens)
So a few weeks ago I hatched out some chicks, one of them was a bantam. This chick was the only chick that was attached to me (Idk why, i played with them NONSTOP LOL)
So at dinnertime this chick would peep to high heaven till it ran out of air. (all because of this one time that we had let her come to dinner with us) now she thinks she can come up anytime she wants to!! So we would pick her up, and let her come scratch at the crumbs we would toss over for her. she is such a funny one xD
(but then she got too big and her poops too, so we put an end to that part)

 

[member 142084]

My son likes to watch the movie bionicle, he comes up to me. "Mommy wan watch Bye-nuckle."

 

[member 142084]

My daughter went out with me to the chicken coop, so we could lock them up and gather the eggs. She was holding the basket and say's.... "Mommy is smells like pancakes in here." I just about died.

 

[Texas Wolf]

She is trying to tell you that your cooking isn't the best

 

[member 142084]

She is trying to tell you that your cooking isn't the best

funny guy. Actually I asked her if she hates pancakes that much. She said. "I love them mom!" Must be the new organic feed.


It's okay people don't hesitate to come over for diner, so I can't be that bad.