Interesting. Many of those are completely normal to me. I wonder whether some of them derive from British English. I can't believe I'd have picked up so many terms to that level of familiarity just from the telly and not from hearing them used. Others I definitely hear in a Scarlett O'Hara voice: "Well, hevvuns to betseh, I do declehah" and a couple I'd never come across. Maybe they used them in that Designing Women show, or that Blanche off Golden Girls, although I wasn't a regular viewer of either....
My friend in Louisiana hadn't heard of Gumption (the stuff you clean your bath with) so I sent her some.

I don't know whether that was just her, or whether they don't sell it in the US.