Only at a BYC'ers, would you hear....

[shadowpaints]

when hubby asks what to write on the grocery list.. and i reply... Bananas, apples, plain yogurt day old bread... and i dont know hun i gotta think...
and he asks... thats not much for food for 2 weeks...
and i reply its not for us.. its for the chickens LOL

 

[tunaoftheland]

and on the grocery shopping theme: "Don't forget to check the seconds bin for chicken treats!!"

 

[Year of the Rooster]

*daughter has chicken in room*

*she hears mom coming so she tells the chicken to hide in her stuffed animals*

"Good night, honey!"

"'Night mom!"

*Mom gets ready to leave the room when..*

"Bawk..Bawk..*

"I thought I told you no sleeping with the chickens!"




Ok, not the funniest but that's what I could think of

 

[frankenchick]

Oh, no, Year of the Rooster -- I can't let my DD read this thread because she hasn't thought of sleeping with Fudge yet!

neighbor: um . . . the chick just pooped on your shoulder.

me: (looking down) well, luckily the really wet stuff all landed on the deck.

 

[JennsPeeps]

I pased a dead moth on the stairs in my office today and had to force myself to not pick it up.

 

[Wifezilla]

 

[princess araucana]

"Dang, chickens got in the kitchen again!"
"No chickens in the kitchen!"
"ugh, chicken poo all over kitchen...."

 

[Egg_newton]

After our first chickenstock my boyfriend says to me, "It's good to know your not the only one [obsessed with your chickens]...can we get some guineas?"

 

[chiknwhisperer]

Quote:

 

[Dar]

This is not what you would hear at a BYC'ers house... this is what you may see.