Oops. THAT was awkward....

[StupidBird]

Awkward is...

(back as a teen) begging the carpool to work to pull over at the gas station so you can get coffee and tylenol because it's the morning after the night before. Then being in such a hurry that you forget exactly what coworker's new car looks like and hop into THE WRONG CAR.

 

[sunny & the 5 egg layers]

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Haha!

 

[Carols Clucks]

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Oh I feel that pain...well not as much as you.


I was once nominated to ask a co-worker in a fast food place (back eons ago) if she needed a maternity uniform. We knew she was single and really awkward around guys, and other people-but she would talk to me.....she was gaining weight in front like mad

Yup....just getting heavy from the fast food....ooops!

 

[Muggsmagee]

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I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!

 

[DuckyGurl]

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Oh I feel that pain...well not as much as you.


I was once nominated to ask a co-worker in a fast food place (back eons ago) if she needed a maternity uniform. We knew she was single and really awkward around guys, and other people-but she would talk to me.....she was gaining weight in front like mad

Yup....just getting heavy from the fast food....ooops!

Dang.....LOL! @ rodriguezpoultry-OUCH.

 

[Jloeffler]

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Whenever anyone would ask me that question when I was pregnant with my daughter, I always acted incredibly offended and claimed to just be fat. I loved seeing their looks of horror.

You and my husband would get along great...
When my twin sons were a couple of months old we had them at Lowes shopping in the garden center. By the time we got to the plants we had been stopped EIGHT times with "Are they twins? How cute" the ninth time dh had had enough. He looked the questioning woman in the eyes and with a straight face proceeded to explain how they were not in fact twins. How we since his girlfriend was an unfit mother he and his wife (here he gestures back at me while I am giving him my patented 'oh crap, why do I even go out in public with you' look) would raise him with our son as brothers. And as a coincidence they were actually only one minute apart in age. But, he assured her they weren't twins. At that point the Lowes worker who had been eavesdropping while stocking a plant cart busts out laughing, tears running down her face, and walks off. Meanwhile the questioner has no idea what to say.

 

[3goodeggs]

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I thought about this all morning while I was washing and smashing fox grapes for wine. The little beetles were crawling out of everywhere.
I kept thinking two things. One, I'll never make up this kinda Karma sink.
and two, Buddhists must not eat raisins.

 

[krcote]

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Whenever anyone would ask me that question when I was pregnant with my daughter, I always acted incredibly offended and claimed to just be fat. I loved seeing their looks of horror.

You and my husband would get along great...
When my twin sons were a couple of months old we had them at Lowes shopping in the garden center. By the time we got to the plants we had been stopped EIGHT times with "Are they twins? How cute" the ninth time dh had had enough. He looked the questioning woman in the eyes and with a straight face proceeded to explain how they were not in fact twins. How we since his girlfriend was an unfit mother he and his wife (here he gestures back at me while I am giving him my patented 'oh crap, why do I even go out in public with you' look) would raise him with our son as brothers. And as a coincidence they were actually only one minute apart in age. But, he assured her they weren't twins. At that point the Lowes worker who had been eavesdropping while stocking a plant cart busts out laughing, tears running down her face, and walks off. Meanwhile the questioner has no idea what to say.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

 

[Imp]

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I thought about this all morning while I was washing and smashing fox grapes for wine. The little beetles were crawling out of everywhere.
I kept thinking two things. One, I'll never make up this kinda Karma sink.
and two, Buddhists must not eat raisins.

She was OK with me today.

Beetles in your grapes.

I thought the little worms in berries were bad.

 

[redhen]

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I thought about this all morning while I was washing and smashing fox grapes for wine. The little beetles were crawling out of everywhere.
I kept thinking two things. One, I'll never make up this kinda Karma sink.
and two, Buddhists must not eat raisins.

She was OK with me today.

Beetles in your grapes.

I thought the little worms in berries were bad.

Berries dont have worms!!?? DO they??
**Say no! Or i'll never be able to eat another berry off a bush again.... **