Oops. THAT was awkward....

[Matthew3590]

No whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.

 

[Imp]

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She was OK with me today.

Beetles in your grapes.

I thought the little worms in berries were bad.

Berries dont have worms!!?? DO they??
**Say no! Or i'll never be able to eat another berry off a bush again.... **

No!

 

[3goodeggs]

Just don't think about it.
or, consider it protein.

 

[BarefootMom]

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When my nephew was just learning to walk he ran into their entertainment center and hit his left eye and got a black eye and then he fell on the coffee table and cut open is right eye... It looked terrible! His dad is a really REALLY big guy- like 6'4 and like 300 pounds or more. lol Well they were at Walmart and there was an older lady that was whispering to her husband about the boy's bruises and cuts and that they should call DFS!! My BIL turned around and said: : Oh yes lady I admit I beat my son and I enjoy it then I bring him to Walmart to get him a toy for taking it" and then turned around and continued checking out. He said the old woman gasped and ran as fast as she could away. I rolled laughing! She was probably terrified but oh well people need to mind their own business.

 

[redhen]

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[redhen]

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Berries dont have worms!!?? DO they??
**Say no! Or i'll never be able to eat another berry off a bush again.... **

No!

Ahh, thats good to know!

*Redhen likes living under her little rock...*

 

[saddina]

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Whenever anyone would ask me that question when I was pregnant with my daughter, I always acted incredibly offended and claimed to just be fat. I loved seeing their looks of horror.

You and my husband would get along great...
When my twin sons were a couple of months old we had them at Lowes shopping in the garden center. By the time we got to the plants we had been stopped EIGHT times with "Are they twins? How cute" the ninth time dh had had enough. He looked the questioning woman in the eyes and with a straight face proceeded to explain how they were not in fact twins. How we since his girlfriend was an unfit mother he and his wife (here he gestures back at me while I am giving him my patented 'oh crap, why do I even go out in public with you' look) would raise him with our son as brothers. And as a coincidence they were actually only one minute apart in age. But, he assured her they weren't twins. At that point the Lowes worker who had been eavesdropping while stocking a plant cart busts out laughing, tears running down her face, and walks off. Meanwhile the questioner has no idea what to say.

Is he mr saddi's long lost twin? Years ago I would take the daycare kids with me for stuff. The kids were 8,7,6,3,2,1. People (always older people), would stop us to tell us "what a beautiful family we had, he'd look at them, grin and say "only the blond ones are mine", and stroll off.

 

[bluesub]

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I'm a twin and people would always ask me "What's it like to be a twin?" I don't know, what's it like to not be a twin???

I was student teaching in a kindergarten when a mom pulled the teacher aside and said don't let my daughter play with this little boy, they have the same father but she doesn't know (the little girl thought her dad was away "traveling"). I'm thinking - both children go to the same school, end up in the same classroom (there were 6 kindergarten classrooms) and you want to keep them apart now???

 

[Matthew3590]

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I'm a twin and people would always ask me "What's it like to be a twin?" I don't know, what's it like to not be a twin???

I was student teaching in a kindergarten when a mom pulled the teacher aside and said don't let my daughter play with this little boy, they have the same father but she doesn't know (the little girl thought her dad was away "traveling"). I'm thinking - both children go to the same school, end up in the same classroom (there were 6 kindergarten classrooms) and you want to keep them apart now???

We don't do pedigrees anymore in biology cause a girl had brown eyes when both her "parents" had blue. All her life she thought her dad was her real father till freshman year.

 

[Carols Clucks]

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I'm a twin and people would always ask me "What's it like to be a twin?" I don't know, what's it like to not be a twin???

I was student teaching in a kindergarten when a mom pulled the teacher aside and said don't let my daughter play with this little boy, they have the same father but she doesn't know (the little girl thought her dad was away "traveling"). I'm thinking - both children go to the same school, end up in the same classroom (there were 6 kindergarten classrooms) and you want to keep them apart now???

We don't do pedigrees anymore in biology cause a girl had brown eyes when both her "parents" had blue. All her life she thought her dad was her real father till freshman year.

I have two brown eye boys, my eyes are green and their dads blue. I have taken a lot of flack from their doctors about that.

But if you met my xMIL you would see where it comes from. Her eyes are black they are so dark. She had two blue eye kids and one brown and is the only brown eye sibling in her family as well.