Opa's place -Where an old rooster visits with friends

[Opa]

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I've thought long and hard about your question Sam. I've pondered and cogitated. I've mused and deduced. I've ruminated and I've theorised. And I can only come to one conclusion;















Our woods are posher than your woods! Nah nah nah-nah nah! https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/16494_free-happy-smileys-312.gif

But at least ours won't be covered with volcano dust.

 

[Highlander]

What? Rare and genuine Icelandic Volcano dust? Surely that only adds to the exclusivity?

Wonder if I could bottle it and sell it as a miraculous anti aging face mask or something..........

 

[Opa]

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Let's see, if you were to add some water from a cold highland stream it would make ..................................................................................

...............................................................mud. Since the dirt came all the way from Iceland I'll bet you'll have people standing in line to by foreign mud.

 

[ranchhand]

Lots of people call that Scotch.

 

[Highlander]

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only the uneducated...

 

[ranchhand]

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only the uneducated...

I forgot, it gets filtered first through a pile of haggis!

 

[MagsC]

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[Highlander]

*sigh* and here we go with the haggis jokes again.. Next we'll be starting on the unmentionables with the loose elastic!

 

[ranchhand]

I, for one, am too refined to mention the baggy knickers. Humph.

 

[Highlander]

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sorry, couldn't type for laughing there!