Open Mouth, Insert Foot....

[PineappleMama]

OhMyGAWD that is SO me... really, just like me to make an analogy like that in front of JUST the wrong person.
(Added bonus if you do it and THEN your SO opens said useless gift... OY psychic insults!)

Phew, boy I feel better...

 

[beakkeeper]

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or a bar of soap...