OUT BURST

[ChickenAddict92]

Oh ya, I forgot about emus, and Turkeys, heres the other part





WHY CANT I HAVE AN EMU, OR OSTRICH?? OR CASSOWARY!?! AND WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SPRING FOR MY TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About emus: For some odd reason during algebra my math teacher brought up emus. He drew one on the board that looked a lot more like a camel than an emu. We pointed that out (nicely.)

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

LOL you should see how OUR teacher draws...

 

[gryeyes]

Well, here's mine:

WHY CAN'T I RETIRE NOW? IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT TO RETIRE NOW WITH FULL BENEFITS, ENOUGH MONEY TO KEEP ME COMFORTABLE! I DON'T WANT TO CONTINUE TO BE A GROWN UP AND GO TO WORK EVERY DAY! I WANT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY FLOCK!!!

AND I WANT TO KEEP ALLLL MY ROOSTERS!! THIS IS THE COUNTRY - ROOSTERS CROW IN THE COUNTRY!! GET OVER IT! WEAR EARPLUGS!! I DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR KIDS ON MOTORBIKES REVVING THEIR ENGINES AND ZOOMING ALL OVER THE PLACE! OR YOU, MR. PISSY-PANTS, FIRING OFF YOUR VARIOUS DIFFERENT GUNS FOR FUN!!!!

Whew. I feel much better now.


Thanks.

 

[CapricornFarm]

Ok, here is mine...
Why does everything have to hurt? MY BACK HURTS, MY GUTS HURT, MY TOOTH HURTS!!!!
And on another topic, Why DID I HAVE TO LOSE THE LENS TO MY GLASSES WHILE FEEDING THE GOATS? WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE ANOTHER LENS WITHOUT AN EYE EXAM, AND WHY IS ONE LENS $49???

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

LOL nice out bursts,


My mom has a pair of glasses with one lenses, that she uses for DRIVING

, the only accidents shes gotten in was because of the other driver though which proves how good of a driver she is. She never uses those glasses , she has many.
I need to add another




WHY CANT I HAVE A PEACOCK!!

!!!!

 

[Orpingtons4U]

MY MOTHER WON'T LET ME DATE Done

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

see i knew all that pent up anger would come out of yall

 

[mommissan]

WHY DO I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK? I MISS STAYING AT HOME AND PLAYING WITH MY CHICKENS ALL DAY! I MISS GETTING THE KIDS ON AND OFF THE BUS! I MISS GETTING THE HOUSEWORK DONE WHEN NO ONE'S HOME! WHY DOES PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE COST ALMOST SIXTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A YEAR? WHY DO WE HAVE A NOISE ORDINANCE IN THIS TOWNSHIP THAT KEEPS ME FROM HAVING ROOSTERS? LOGGING TRUCKS BLAST BY ALL DAY-THEY MAKE A LOT MORE NOISE THAN A HORMONE ENRAGED ROOSTER! AND WHY...WHY.... WHY IS MY BA/COCHIN MIX BROODY AGAIN?!?!? TWICE IN 3 MONTHS! WHY IS MY ROOSTER A SISSY?

Hey, that felt pretty good! Thanks!

 

[fuzziebutt]

OUTBURST IS ONE WORD!!!!!!!!

Ok, done. Thanks!

 

[mommissan]

Uh-oh.... I got carried away and ordered 12 more hatching eggs. I have two too many eggs for the incubator now. I'll need to buy another incubator, then I'll have room for.... five more eggs. WHY WHY WHY IS CHICKEN MATH SO HARD?!?!?