Some of the funniest things I have ever heard were conversations of other people. Sometimes , when you are only hearing parts of the conversation it makes for an even funnier quote. Once I was in wal-mart and I heard two teenage girls talking. Girl 1: "What are you going to do, lie??" Girl 2: "mom always told me that it is only ok to lie if it will save someone's life and if I tell her I broke it she'll kill me" One of my favorite conversations was one between a couple of friends of mine, both are two grown men. Friend 1: "WHY DO SPIDERS LIKE ME?!" Friend 2: "Because you don't eat your vegetables" Friend 1: "ooohhhhh so that's why they exist" Friend 2: " Yes, it's all your fault" what conversations have you or someone you know overheard?